He should stop being pretty

Writing you up a ticket for illegal attractiveness*

as if I couldn’t love him more

WOW HELLO THERE.

sometimes i’m still fucked up by martin freeman being the inventor of looking into the camera like you’re on the office

Accurate

Accurate in 100%

Okay (don’t) stop

THIS MAN BHWDJNABHJSIGDHBJNSQdsdghbj

I can’t breaf-

paging @yorkiepug

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”