Take a Sad Song & Make It Better

i know i’m cute but you can remind me

I’m envisioning Caesar hearing “mmm whatcha say” restarting 23 times before he dies for good.

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse” oh my god…

Holy shit

I’M UGLY LAUGHING RN

my god

This is both unnerving and hilarious

@timidsavage

@kwantsu

@phons0

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

why are there six fire emblem characters in smash bros when there aren’t even six people who have played a fire emblem game

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs