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#this is too damn relatable fuck #if i could go back three years i would not do chemistry

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dickkorysource

Top 10 Dick & Kory scenes (as voted by our followers) #7. Dick and Kory being parents in 1x05 (4.21%)

draconian-rex-deactivated202207

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

senpatriarch

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

polararts

Yeah, okay.

robotlyra

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

catbountry

WHAT

leonitic-deactivated20190601

HELLO?????????????

sweetpotatertatas

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

furbearingbrick

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

odinsblog

Maxwell has anger management issues

hotvampireadjacent

he fucking killed her

brucie-deactivated05092020-deac

The π electron just shift over to some new sugar daddy attacking reagent huh. What a thot.

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hellomrbones

prokopetz

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

dios-404

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

rheasmymami

I love this?

friendly-animals

tomhollandandtessa

Tom Holland is the kind of boyfriend that would send you little videos of him doing silly things just to make you laugh if you’d had a bad day

hustleinatrap

save for yourself and for future generations

msillzie

reblog to save a life

jaeswavy

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

racist-sundown-site-deactivated

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

cawareyoudoin

Aww, that’s so cute :)

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

endless-puppies

Who’s a handsome pup?!

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samandfuzzy

Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog

theprincessleia-deactivated2021

Star Wars movies rated by Leia Organa's appearances

theprincessleia-deactivated2021

Phantom Menace: Hasn’t been born yet. 0/10

Attack of the Clones: Hasn’t been born yet. 0/10

Revenge of the Sith: Is born at the end of the movie. Looks adorable but mom dies right after she’s born. 4/10

Rogue One: Best cameo besides Darth Vader. Says iconic line; everybody in the theater sort of came back from the dead when she showed up. 8/10

A New Hope: On a diplomatic mission to Alderaan straight from the battle of Scarif. Rescues herself from Imperial prison. Says Tarkin smells bad and insinuates Vader is a pet. Two buns hairstyle, a classic. 10/10

Empire Strikes Back: Calls Han a nerf-herder then makes out with him 3 days later. Makes out with him in front of dad. Has the Force. 1000/10

Return of the Jedi: Force-chokes Jabba with a chain while wearing a slave bikini. Becomes friends with little bears who give her new clothes like a proper Disney Princess. 500/10

The Force Awakens: Is a General. Doesn’t give a fuck about what people think. Baboon ass hairstyle. 9/10

The Last Jedi: Literally flies through space with no oxygen in order to survive an explosion, shutting up all fanboys who forgot she has had the Force since 1980. There’s more stuff but this is enough so 1000/10

bitterlyoptimistic

came on tumblr for the first time in months and it is still as dysfunctional as it always has been, if not worse

bitterlyoptimistic

correction: it got worsewhat the fuck is this black flickering bar

karazorel

The Rock improvises his lines causing Ludacris to lose his shit.

came on tumblr for the first time in months and it is still as dysfunctional as it always has been, if not worse

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hustleinatrap

save for yourself and for future generations

msillzie

reblog to save a life

jaeswavy

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

racist-sundown-site-deactivated

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘