Bitterly Lawyered

Been away for way too long.  Too much shit with the "new" job - oh wait, they laid me off.  Turns out the boss realized, two months in, he couldn't afford to hire a full-time attorney after all.  Asshat.  Luckily, I've snagged several interviews in the last few weeks, and I had perhaps the BEST interview I've ever had.  The interviewer said to me that if he were me, he'd walk away from that interview believing he got the job.  So things are looking up I suppose.

I'm like:

Busy as all hell, but it's nice to feel like an ACTUAL attorney and not a glorified secretary.  Gif is how I feel when I see the bigger picture: how my previous boss made very little effort to teach me how to be an attorney compared to my new boss.

After what feels like forever, I'm finally able to leave my low-paying job for something better!

After he realizes he's wrong and is just staring at me, I'm all like:

Hopefully I'll only need to use it for a few more weeks, since I'm currently interviewing with multiple employers.