"Youāre beautiful when you smile."
"I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar."
"Youāre making this harder than it has to be."
"Iām not breaking up with you."
"Youāre breaking up with me."
"Stop making this so hard."
"Thereās no such thing as a sexy bathroom."
"If you poke me one more time, Iām going to punch you."
"On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?"
"This is the worst idea ever."
"Youāre being ridiculous."
"I donāt eat chocolate."
"I said no, that means no."
"Come watch the stars with me."
"Your kiss is like poison."
"Iām not leaving this bed."
"Iām never showing my face to the outside world again."
"That was so embarrassing."Ā
"Thereās so much idiocy in this room."
"You make it hard to breath."
"We could always just get wasted."
"Come play video games with me."
"Come have a Netflix date with me."
"Do you even hear what youāre saying?"
"Iām not good with small children."
"If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent."
"Iām pretty sure thatās my shirt."
"We could always just make out?"
"I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies."
"Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance."
"Youāre acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and itās making me uncomfortable."
"We could always play truth or dare?"
"Youāre on a roll tonight, arenāt you?"
"Iād be so content with never seeing you again."
"I think I saw you in a dream once."
"If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, Iād probably still go with the screws."
"I didnāt mean to break it."
"I donāt know, but I probably had sex with him/her."
"Stop being a judgy asshole."
"I canāt control that!"
"This was a natural response."