tess 🪲

for a second i overthought the show art like “well if that’s adam’s hand, it clearly only has a ring on the pointer finger” but we just learned that it only REPRESENTS adam and amy, it’s actually a harbinger carving. so! why on globs green earth would adam be called “the most powerful man in the world” if there is no inherent order to the power of the rings? the 7 motif matters so much—the billionaires, the devils, the amount of people with rings— it means “power” in some capacity. but there are 8 rings, we are definitely supposed to count! unless one of them is undiscovered/lost/destroyed, and 7 people have rings, that means someone has 2, right?

you are so kind!! it is such an insane joy to play fiona, there’s no not-corny way to express how exciting it is to see people love her. it’s genuinely an honor.

Have you ever needed a PERSONAL MESSAGE in FIONA MIDNIGHTBURGER’S VOICE? Maybe for a voicemail greeting, birthday wish, ttrpg asset, alarm, etc.? GOOD NEWS!

Someone on TikTok recently asked me to do this, and it went great, so I’m opening up the option to you, the public! If you donate to the Immigrant Defense Network, send me the confirmation/receipt through PM here or DM on Instagram (@/tess.segal), I’ll record an in-character message of your choice on the mic I use for Midnight Burger.

T&Cs:

i’ll send a recording (up to 1-2 mins) as an .m4a file via email (my personal email address, please treat it kindly!)

for personal use only! nothing commercial pls!

NEVER feed my voice into any kind of AI software

messages within reason yk

this is not officially affiliated with midnight burger! this is a thing i, tess segal, am doing (and that no one else in the cast has the time/capacity for, please do not ask them <3 )

We make the world!

my light brown marker hates me but uhh !!! it's ur gal!!! and her little buddy!!