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there is literally no one more charming in the entire midst cosmos than everett shearwater

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recently had access to a foggy sea and almost took a āfiona midnightburger x The Lonely whenā picture but like. thatās just normal fiona midnightburger
(i have actually kinda sorted mb characters into smirkeās 14. does anyone want my thoughts.)
okok the people have spoken. iām tellin u man, fangirl first fiona second
starting easy: verge as The Hunt (bounty on their head, survival above all, vapus vella) and kazi as The Flesh (one body a prison, the other a grave, an outlaw for taking biology into her own hands).
for the main crew iām going ava as The Eye (must figure out how literally everything works and tell everyone), the mucklewains as The Stranger (a borrowed voicebox! made out of other people, but also ARE those other people), leif as The Dark (the shelliak, paranoid hideout in a basically-sunless wasteland), gloria as The End (blurring endings/beginnings, her worlds keep collapsing), and caspar as The Spiral (sadness so vicious it feels like madness, breaking with reality in service of an impossible goal, assuming youāre hallucinating your only companions).
less confidently hereās the rest of what iām thinking:
- clementine as The Desolation (she is the fire which consumes her </3)
- teta as The Slaughter (personified battering ram complete with ramās horns! casual, unflinching brutality)
- libuza as The Web (wired in to be able to see a cosmos of causal relations)
- ex as The Buried? (early ex was Stranger but babygirl was submerged in a riverbed for decades to dig herself out of her programming, she is from the mud <3)
- krok as The Corruption? (lowkey Extinction but heās also altering the genes of entire galaxy to cure them of entropic decay)
- bert bert as The Vast? (there is so much out there, ends up responsible for trillions of people, o great emergence from dark waters)
- fiona as The Lonely? (taken out of her society only to find out no oneāincluding herselfāhas any idea who she actually is, surrounded by people living a fundamentally different life*)
*welllll. yk how connected the spiral and the lonely are? watch out for chapter 54 tomorrow on paid feeds, in a couple weeks for the masses!
recently had access to a foggy sea and almost took a āfiona midnightburger x The Lonely whenā picture but like. thatās just normal fiona midnightburger
(i have actually kinda sorted mb characters into smirkeās 14. does anyone want my thoughts.)
My loser lesbian
i can only listen to midnight burger episode 32 every so often because it just WRECKS me SO BAD
ohhh leif you. you you you you OH
"you won't find me. i'll be long gone. at the end of summer, look low on the horizon, you'll see sirius, the dog star. that's where i've gone. i'll take to the stars to meet all the different versions of myself. maybe even one day, round them all up into one person. i go to the stars to meet myself, as we all should. i may fail. but i know i'll never look back. best of luck to you." "good job kid." FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA LOSE IT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
JOE WHEN I CATCH YOU, EVAN GULACK WHEN I CATCH YOU, TOM MOORMAN WHEN I CATCH YOU
this episode oh my god oh my god oh my god
because even though leif is technically part of the crew, he's not.. *one* of them, he has this past and these walls and even though he's "leif the engine, leif the criminal, leif the cook, all wrapped into one", he's not *truly* let his guard down
his first instinct when he realizes the ship is stuck in the sheliak/barnard-68 *is to call it the sheliak* because that's what he knows! because that's what verge taught him! because he was just a kid! because as he told himself in even older leifs voice in that same episode, "he stopped being a human when he stepped onto sirius a"
and then he gets to talk to bert bert again, and he's at *home* again because she *knows*, because he goes "i built it again, the gun" and berts *gets it*, she goes "what g- OH! THE GROGIE?" and then he gets to talk to alice again, and he's in his 20s again, sailing the stars just him and the vast expanse, and he's so *happy*
and then he tells alice goodbye again, albeit under much better circumstances than last time, and he goes to tell berts goodbye and she tells him they stopped saying goodbye a long time ago because he always comes back to her, and he pauses, and you can hear him smile, and he says until next time, and just like that he's back being "the guy on the roof"
i love the others (caspva, my beloved)(they also make me very very ill this episode but that's another post) but there's a disconnect, ava belittles him (when does she not), gloria is always a little mad at him (understandable usually but not the point), caspar is the closest because of the time they spent together (but there was the whole johns wilks booth moment), effie and zeb are well... effie and zeb (they're my cuties but cmon guys), and so there's this kind of gap between leif and the others
even the sleeping arrangements, caspar and ava share avas booth (which. we need to talk about more.), gloria has the managers office that she decorates to be her own, and leif is distant, he's on the roof, sleeping under the stars by himself surrounded by tech just like he always has
yes, gloria reminds everyone that she's proud of them all at the end of the episode and that they've all done well, yes she gave him encouragement earlier in the ep, but something about how he interacts with everyone just. MM
now i'm going to end this all by saying i very well could just be projecting, but what else are blorbos for

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hi tess!! I've been thinking about Fiona a loooot recently she's very silly and relatable and I love her very much, you do such an amazing job
I just wanted to ask:
1. are there any colours you associate with Fiona?
2. any headcanons you have for her?
3. what kind of music do you think she'd like?
4. what's her coffee order? :))
ik that's kind of a lot to npre to answer, I just wanted to send my love!!
ohhh you are so kind. answers below the cut bc theyāre long! also this might go without saying but nothing i say is canon, just for fun!
i think the ragdoll storyline is ripe for projection/headcanons, which donāt need my blessing but yāall have it anyway! if anyone reads her deprogramming/realization/liberation as religious deconstruction, or autism, or transness, or otherwise unpacking cisheteropatriarchy, etc., it is an honor for my character to have a seat at your table!
fiona midnightburger x red valley when
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you can maybe tell from the spamming your blog that i think your rly cool.... the performance as fiona is SO GOOD i regularly scream into my pillow at emotional or funny moments. and i was so excited to see you posting about caspava !!! those freaks i love them
you are so kind!! it is such an insane joy to play fiona, thereās no not-corny way to express how exciting it is to see people love her. itās genuinely an honor.
in my head iām kinda still fan first, fiona secondā i started reading the scripts as āsidesā (only the pages iām on & absolutely-necessary context) so i get to be surprised along with everyone else when the episodes come out. i think i know like 5% more than yāall do about whatās going to happen. that said⦠>:)
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yk what yeah i bet eurydice would have memorized the back of orpheusā neck. yeah okay of course she would know he has a birthmark there. ava can do the calculus for whatever constellations his freckles map out. but only the ones on the back of his neck. i donāt even careeeeeeee bro what everrrrrrrr
Currently thinking about Ava looking at Caspar (when heās not looking at her) SO OFTEN that she knew exactly where the ābirthmark-likeā monitor Kazi put on him was immediately. On the back of his neck.
Like. It is truly the Orpheus and Eurydice of it all, just like Caspar said. Where he canāt look back at Ava, but she is focused so intently on him. Cataloguing him. The guy that came back to her after fearing he killed her, who canāt look back until theyāre both out of the underworld.
And then shortly after Ava calls out exactly where that birthmarkmonitor is, she puts on a southern belle accent while being accosted by the baddies, like sheās adopted her own Julius Bohanan alter ego because Caspar is just that far burrowed into her brain. And you knooooooow that shit must drive her crazy because that brain space is for MATH! And thereās a fucking MAN in there.
the immediacy of āthe one on the back of his neck?ā you will ALWAYS be famous
fiona midnightburger on a ātake her not me take her not meā -ass trip
harbingers ep 11 relisten! losing my mind at what the right wing culty guy says in his tucker carlson voice: āSome people think sheās harmless ⦠They say she can read minds. They say she can control people. Thatās todayā how do we know sheās not getting stronger? More powerful? How do we know where sheās going to stop?ā and then the episode is about amy getting stronger (not needing to incant out loud) and more powerful (picking a handful out of her largest crowd) and us not knowing where sheās going to stop (still unclear what exactly her involvement was with boston). ugh itās just such brilliant writing when the Obviously Antagonistic Force is actually reiterating the same points made by the plot as a whole. heās not purely crazy/evil in a totally chaotic way, so weāre FORCED to understand why people are like āhey maybe this guy is making some real pointsā because thatās how RADICALIZATION WORKS and ugh this show just has such incisive and clear-headed political commentary
HEY YOU!
Have you ever needed a PERSONAL MESSAGE in FIONA MIDNIGHTBURGERāS VOICE? Maybe for a voicemail greeting, birthday wish, ttrpg asset, alarm, etc.? GOOD NEWS!
Someone on TikTok recently asked me to do this, and it went great, so Iām opening up the option to you, the public! If you donate to the Immigrant Defense Network, send me the confirmation/receipt through PM here or DM on Instagram (@/tess.segal), Iāll record an in-character message of your choice on the mic I use for Midnight Burger.
T&Cs:
iāll send a recording (up to 1-2 mins) as an .m4a file via email (my personal email address, please treat it kindly!)
for personal use only! nothing commercial pls!
NEVER feed my voice into any kind of AI software
messages within reason yk
this is not officially affiliated with midnight burger! this is a thing i, tess segal, am doing (and that no one else in the cast has the time/capacity for, please do not ask them <3 )
We make the world!
-Tess

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IT'S HERE!! In august a few friends of mine and I animated a small red valley trailer! Alan and the redval team were kind enough to send the new redval trailer to us in advance, so that we'd be able to work on it before it aired!
The whole project was a lot of fun, and I'm really happy we managed to finish it despite the relatively short time we'd given ourselves to finish it :)) hope you enjoy!! as usual, if you want to share any thoughts or support the vid on youtube.. always appreciated ;))
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THIS IS SO WONDERFUL!!!!! purple p3t3r and his little shoes!!!!!!!!!! oh and theyāre holding hands iām weeping!!!!!!! thank u so much make art forever!!!!!