I saw you on 'wanted' posters. Hey hey, no need to panic, i ain't no bounty hunter. But your posters are all over the state now, think you should join us. We're all outlaws here, we're a gang, we look out for each other. And it's not like you have anywhere else to go, right?
You can't be running around like this tho, anyone could recognize you from a mile away. No, we need to do something about that.
Sorry, but that dress has to go. I think some of my clothes should fit you until we can get you something new. Something that really suits a cowpoke like you. You need a proper hat too.
Also, that hair... it's impractical, i have to cut it short. Don't complain now, it doesn't have to look pretty. The shittier you look the less recognizable you're, and the more you look like us. And you wanna be like us, right?
The more i look at you the less your name fits you, it just sounds silly, so forget about it. I'll come up with a new name for you.
Now that i think about it, i should teach you how to ride like a man. You're not wearing any dresses anymore, so enough with this bullshit. You wanna ride like a real cowboy does. Spread your legs, yes... Now squeeze tight, that's it. Hey, don't be scared of the horse bucking. We're gonna have to practice a lot, maybe i'll let you show me that on a saddle soon.
There's a lot you need to learn but don't worry, partner, i'm here to teach you. You'll be a real fucking outlaw in no time, you're one of us after all.
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