My four friends were planning to steal some honey from my neighbor’s farm. I felt bad because I liked the 2 old guys a lot. They were always super nice and usually gave my family some free produce from their farm. I decided to be a good person and phone them to warn them, hoping they would get caught and teach them a small lesson.
“Hello?” Marco answered the phone
“Hi Mr. Marco, Its James from next door.” I said
“Hello James. How are you?” He asked in his calm voice.
“Not too great Mr. Marco. I’ve got a bit of a problem.” I said
“Oh? Is there anything Robert and I can help you with?”
“Well I hope so. My friends are planning to steal some of your honey from your bee hives. I tried to tell them not to but they are set on it for some reason. I’m sorry Mr. Marco.” I almost cried
“Wow. That’s a big deal. Thank you for telling me. I will call the police.”
“Oh, please don’t do that. If they get arrested then it will be worse since they’re adults now. Can you catch them and just talk to them or something? Please?”
“Hmmm ok. Just for you because you are a nice young man to be turning your back on your friends.”
“They’re not really my friends, more like people I know.”
“Oh. Robert and I will have a nice punishment for them. Do you know when they are coming?”
“They said late tonight.” I said, relieved that Mr. Marco was being so cool about all this.
“Ok sounds good. Thank you, James.” Mr. Marco said as he hung up the phone.
I hung up my phone and hoped I made the right choice.
I woke up early the next day to go help with Mr. Marco and Mr. Robert with some chores as a thank you for not calling the police. I walked up the road to their place in the early morning sunshine. I could see them from a ways away tending to their hives. As I got closer, Mr. Marco turned to me and waved, his mustache twitching slightly in the breeze. I waved back until I noticed something off. Mr. Marco’s belly was much larger than it normally was. In fact, it was huge. It hung between his unbutton shirt and shifted and moved with every movement he made.
“er…Hi Mr. Marco.” I said, staring at his belly
“Hello James. I wanted to thank you for warning us about your friends. We stopped them before they did too much damage.”
“Oh well that’s good.” I said. Just then Robert came out of the barn, sporting an even bigger belly than Marco.
“*Urp* Morning James. Thanks for the tip about last night.” He said, slapping his belly.
“Uh no problem Mr. Robert. What did you do with them by the way?”
Mr. Marco grinned and shook his belly, causing it to squirm and shift on his own. “Got em right here. Well two of em anyway, Robert got the other 2 in his pot.”
“They don’t stop squrmin either.” Mr. Robert said
“Wait. You ate them?” I asked
“Yup.” Mr. Marco said. “Well, swallowed them really.”
“Well I grabbed two of em and shoved both their heads in my mouth at the same time. Robert sat on the larger one while workin the other into his throat. I crammed both mine down in one go.”
“You shoulda seen him with four feet sticking out of his mouth.” Mr. Robert laughed
“Heh yeah. I used my moustache to tickle their feet. Makes em squirm a lot. I finished em off and helped cram the big one in.” Mr. Marco laughed
“Mmmm. Haven’t had a meal that size in years. He was a challenge to swallow but I got you down in my belly didn’t I?” Mr. Robert chuckled as he mocked the guys in his gut, causing moans and pleading to arise from inside. James could hear his friends begging to be let out.
“Are..are you going to let them out?” I asked nervously
“Hmm” Mr Marco turned to his husband. “We thought about it, but we would rather have a nice meal instead.”
“Oh please don’t digest them. They didn’t mean it.”
“Well it certainly sounded like they did. Besides they were cursing at you the whole time we were gulping em down. They knew it was you who ratted them out.” Mr. Robert said, rubbing his belly
“They did?” I was devastated.
“Mhm. If we let them out, I’m sure they wouldn’t take too kindly to you. Tell you what. We’re gonna digest em, they’ll be gone in a few hours if our previous meals is anything to go by. No evidence and nobody coming after you. Does that sound good to you?” Mr. Marco asked
“I guess so.” I felt bad for the guys but I guess they have to face the consequences.
“Good. Hey Robert.” Mr. Marco called over to Robert. “Digestin time!”
“Ugh Finally!” Mr. Robert put his tools down. “Alright boys. It’s been fun but its time.” He patted his belly and rapped on his chest. He braced himself and opened his mouth wide, letting go the biggest burp I have ever heard.
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRP”. It lasted for a good fifteen seconds. His belly shrunk a good foot or two and condensed down on his prey. I could see the outlines of my friends in his gut. They were barely moving as they fought for the last bit of air.
“HURRRRGHUURAHHH” Mr. Robert went as he flexed his abs as hard as he could. The forms of my friends slowly vanished as his belly shrunk some more and tightened up. Mr. Robert gave his belly a solid slap and pulled his shirt back down, covering most of his tight belly.
“Ahhh there we go. Much more manageable.” Mr. Robert grinned. “You gonna do yours?” He asked
“Yeah. James come feel this.” Mr. Marco motioned for me to come over. I put my hands on his belly. I could feel the guys inside moving and shifting around.
“Ready?” Mr Marco asked. I nodded. He looked down at me and opened his moustache mouth wide. I peered inside and saw in his wet tongue rolling around leading to the back of throat.
“UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP” I saw his throat open wide as I peered down as the last of my friend’s air came rushing out past my face. His throat was mesmerizing as it pulse in front of me, almost as if it was waiting. I moved my head in closer for a better look. I could feel his hot breath on my face. I looked around his roomy mouth. I wanted this.
He nodded. No words were spoken. I pushed my head into his mouth, my nose pushing at the back of his throat. He didn’t move or swallow. He wanted me to do all the work. I pushed into him further, my head sinking into his throat and my shoulders slipping inside his mouth. He leaned back slightly, causing my feet to leave the ground. I kicked around slightly trying to push myself in further until I felt Mr. Robert grasp my feet. He hoisted me up and pushed me in. My chest and waist slipped down his throat in seconds. Mr. Marco gulped hard and fast as more of me was stuffed down his throat. Finally, I felt him close his lips over my feet as he took the final gulp. I was forced into a tight dark chamber, trying to find room among my passed out friends in the old man’s belly. I was finally completely forced into his gut as I felt him pat his belly. Suddenly his belly condensed around me and all the air was sucked out. I closed my eyes and let it happen, giving myself completely to my neighbor.
Marco swallowed the last of James, the last of the bulge slipping into his belly.
“Whew. I honestly didn’t think he’d go for it.” Marco chuckled, rubbing his belly.
“Neither did I. I’m a littler jealous. He looked delicious.” Robert laughed
“Oh he was. I wish I could do it again.”
“You gonna let him enjoy it or-”
“URRRRRRRRRP” Robert’s got his answer as Marco expelled the last of the air. “No I’m much too hungry for that. Besides, his friends are all passed out anyway.” Marco grinned. With a loud grunt, he flexed his abs hard, crushing the 3 guys in his belly into a tight ball, just like Robert’s gut. He felt James try to struggle as the last of the air had left him completely.
“Much better. Thanks for the meal kiddo.” Marco buttoned up his shirt again as he and his husband walked back to their house to do some heavy-duty digesting.