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hello!!!!!! My name is bites or Drac and this is my Selfship blog!!! If you do not care for Selfship content, please go follow my main @hardtimez4dracula

Allow me to introduce my selfships! I am a lesbian selfshipper!! I’m also a minor!! And I deeply love both of my f/o’s!!!

my f/os are Amber Bennett from invincible and Flo Pauling from Team fortress 2! I am selective sharing but lean towards nonsharing!! I’ve been a self shipper for a very long time, but only found the label 6 months ago!! Please please please ask me abt my f/os and fanart is always appreciated!!!

protocols for doubles: doubles can interact! however pls don’t refer to my f/o romantically (unless i’ve already mooted u, then im ok with it)

📄🎨craftsn’contracts : Flo Pauling Selfship tag

🦴🧡fossilized amber : Amber Bennett Selfship tag

feel free to block either tag if you’re also a nonsharing yume for either of theses characters!!

DNI LIST!!!

Adults (20+) (this is a space where I (a minor) talk romantically abt fictional characters)

pro/darkshippers or any other that align with that

Radqueers, transids, bigots in general

anti selfshippers

#intro post #New blog #self ship #self shipper #Selfshipping #yumeship #yumejoshi #Yumeblr #non sharing yume #📄🎨craftsn’contracts #🦴🧡fossilized amber #amber bennett #tf2 miss pauling #invincible amber #flo pauling

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idkplzhalp

In the good year of 2026 we STILL have people saying Pauling TF2 is a straight woman????? When repeatedly the WRITER of the TF2 comics (which are CANON) has said and supported Pauling being a lesbian🫩🫩🫩🫩. But ohhh because fuck ass scout has a crush on her she has to like him back??🥺🥺 FUVKING PATHETICCCCCC scouts a grown ass man he can and DID GET OVER IT. HES MARRIED WITH KIDS. IM GONNA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM THESE FUCKERRRRSSUGGHHHHH PLEASE LET PAULING KISS WOMEN IN PEACE. Please let scout explore his options of life partner too???

Like the defense of Pauling being straight I found today was because Jay.. deleted the tweets? No the fuck he didn't?? His ACCOUNT as a WHOLE was deleted. it was UNRELATED ENTIRELY. his Tumblr likes and reblogs where he'd support gay Pauling is STILL UP. ANDDDDD THE STUFF FROM THE COMIC ARTIST that CONFIRMED HE GENUINELY LIKED THE IDEA😭😭😭😭 DO THOS3 MEAN NOTHING..... Does Pauling blushing over Zhanna, finding men like soldier and scout disgusting, threatening to kill random men who hit on her, agreeing with scout there are women hotter than her, and dedicating her entire life to the administrator seem STRAIGHT to you ????😭😭😭bruh. Guys the subtext.... Maybe I'm too queer brained but the subtext...... It's right there ...... Someone please hear me

adzbunnyb0nkers

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#Goated goated goated

soggydotcat

"Media literacy" needs to be forcibly removed from the collective vocabulary. With pliers if necessary.

vergils-beloved

it's june! happy pride month to all queer selfshippers and all queer f/os! you are all so very loved <3

#Yayayayayayy #Flo and I are both lesbians #amber is bi probably #invincible fandom don’t kill me for saying that pls

I don’t think many of my irls understand just how much I love my f/os and that I’m perfectly content not having a real relationship most times and just selfshipping!!

I had an irl ask me if I liked anyone and I told them promptly no, because quite honestly, it takes me a very long time to develop romantic feelings. And they looked shocked and asked me “then what do you do with your time?” I didn’t tell them that I self shipped and stuff but I told them about my other hobbies. It amazes me that romance and constantly chasing for new romance is the center of some people’s lives.

I have fun selfshipping, and as long as I’m not hurting myself or others I think it’s pretty ok to focus on my hobbies instead of chasing casual relationships.

idk stupid rant probably

#📄🎨craftsn’contracts #nonsharing selfship #self ship #miss pauling

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flowy2003

Miss Pauling portrait <3

#Awwwwwwww #she looks so happyyyy

justnato

Srry for inactivity everypony ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡!!! school has been busy to me, but i'm back and more happier than ever! Love is love, happy pride everypony! (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ me and My husband are celebrating very happily

#Sooo cuteeeee #have a happy pride you twooo

rainbowsh-writer-and-artist

MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

pami-the-bunterfly07

I’m a proudly Pansexual, Genderfluid, Teratoromantic, and I’m a Werewolfkin Otherkin :)

@vinylv1 @torrentialchaos @lunawolf012306 @galaxywolfcomet @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @elderwoodz @stroodlenoodledoodle @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @gloriatheitalianpuppetdoll @xxxlawrencexxx @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @stardxstsleep @bluechan2011 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @lilonceleriscool124 @chairsqueue35 @sakiohappychan

i-am-trashyy

Um I'm proudly transmasculine, mainly he/him, errr, they/them works too err, grayaroace, and I'm almondsexual 👍

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @kingkit7734 @sharkinthewild @catdisguisedasaduck @im-garbage-trust @innocentlyhollowtoad @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @hawkeyedoodles @moonlitepaws @tacticalsp @santerball @fefe-the-cat @chaos-triangle

boiling-with-rage

SIIGGHHHH…. TAGGED CHAOS BUT NOT ME….. I SEE HOW IT IS

I’M ALMOST ENTIRELY UNLABELED BUT QUEER, GO BY LITERALLY ANYTHING (AND I MEAN ANYTHING) OTHER THAN FEMININES, AND TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS OTHERKIN IF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE GRITTY ABOUT IT

@thatfreechyenigma @daringcrafter @he-who-vees @littlelysti @pyramid-steve-was-here @carb0n-m0n0xide @voidofthevoidmv @orionskittles @bees-with-a-camera

TEEBEEACHE I FORGOT WHO IS AND ISN’T A MUTUAL….

littlelysti

woah it’s one of these funny things,,, okauh

im proudly nonbinary, demiflux (he/they), recipromantic/fictromantic, and aceflux.

SOLDIERS,,,,, ATTACK‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ @anxiouschoco, @sun-captain-ghost, @dozer-official, @tragicbackstorycommence, @reflections-of-lunaris, @st4rs4m0ons, @eldritch-crows-official, @faiths-productions,

st4rs4m0ons

I am proudly nonbinary (he/they/it), panromantic, and demisexual !! :p

@lesterisemo @tragicbackstorycommence @idocreative

lesterisemo

Woauh okok lets lock in gangalang

I am very brazenly a trans man (he/him) and im queer.

If youre a human around my age that breathes/is alive, you cant escape me. Muahahahaha

TAGZZZZ: @mitsukiixx @alliterationless-andyxox @oliverisagaymuggleborn @anonymousdarkfigure @justadeadfishboy @rascaltheidiot and open to anyone else :33

astroo-osamuu

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL!!!

I for one am..(I have to remember everything) nonbinary, [They/it], AroAce spec(Black stripe ace, sex repulsed, hypolibidoist), Gynsexual, Nebularomantic!

No pressure tagss!

@kogumaneko-0x0freakshow good luck shoving all of your flags here koii /j /LH

@hardtobethebardbitch @imanalbertross @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @ineedmorevat7kinmylife @boyslit @ayat-official @yuuyuuuyuuuu @theshadowyalchemist @thatboleyngirl77 @turtlepower087 @theoretically-writing-fics @humblefryingpan @multifamdomfan @lapis--crow @f4nd0m-h0pp3r

+open tags!!

Have a happy pride everyone! Because everyone deserves a little sunshine!☀️🌞🌻🔆

ayat-official

k lemme redo this now

uhhhhhh happy pride month ig

i honestly have nothin to do here so uh

@lepucide @mar-doce0 @jp--10 @wonkers-hog @thatolliefann @amultifandomgirly

thats all ig

i dont rlly know

thatolliefann

Im proudly aegosexual, asexual, genderfluid, transmasc (he/any) fictorose and so much more!!

Uhhh tags iggggg @orangeglueeeee (if u want!) @murdocs-sunshine666 @jaxdabomb @justnato @maxtheweirdo1812 @0rthrus4rt

(Ask if you don't wanna be tagged in tag games! And I wont tag you!)

justnato

I got tagged two times!! Tysm!!

Im proudly genderfluid and bisexual! (She/her/he/him/bee/bee's) (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠)

Tags!1: @geek4tr0n @cinnicharmz @hardtimez4dracula @stitchyysmain

@blue-beany @alexgnumberonefan and anyone else dat wants to join :3

bitesselfshipps

Lesbian and sort of gender queer? (She/her) (they/them is also fine) (cuz uh my fictionkin would use they/them)

@biosut82 @jerseyshoremassacre @adzbunnyb0nkers @bonescopesol

#moots

I’m possibly a fiction kin… I’m also a therian, and sometimes I wonder if my f/os would be weirded out by this. But then I remember that they love me no matter what and would support me and my identity!

And all of your f/o’s would too!!!

Doubles pretty please dni

#non sharing yume #nonsharing selfship #yumeship #self ship #self ship imagine #alterhuman #Therian #nonhuman #alterhumanity #Other kin #fiction #Fictionkin

linpootires

Hi!!! Look what I quickly drew!

Yes, that's Miss Pauling→ In my horror! Then I'll draw this art↓

An example of what it looks like

Meow

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I was talking to miss pauling one moment and she told me that she misses u a lot, and wanted to hug u?!, shes so freaking inluv with u 🙀/silly

awwwwwweewj!!!!!! Tell her I miss her toooo!!!!!

#📄🎨craftsn’contracts #non sharing yume #nonsharing selfship #miss pauling #self ship #yumeship #mootsss

vergils-beloved

Does/Would your f/o listen to Michael Jackson?

yes, as a fan or active enjoyer

yes, casually

they'd have no opinion

something else

Voting ended onJun 4

#Amber would 100%%%%#Flo would listen casually

fo-plushie

selfship craft ideas

themed jewelry (kandi, locket, etc.)

write them a love letter, or have them write one to you

customize your wardrobe (paint shirts, color coordinate with your f/o, etc.)

create your own merch (plushies, pins, wall art, patches, etc.)

scrapbook or journal spread dedicated to your f/o

make a mixtape for your selfship (I burn mine onto CDs)

research and create a custom scent blend for your f/o, then find a candle or perfume that matches it (you don't have to purchase it)

recreate your f/o's signature clothing or jewelry item

decorate a picture frame to put a photo of your f/o in (or print any art of your ship and put it in there)

air dry clay crafts (magnet of your f/o's symbols or a figurine)

felt crafts (wall banners, keychain, etc.)

perler bead crafts

pocket shrine (fabric or altoids tin)

Feel free to add any more ideas, I'm always looking for more!

wilburewormarts

GIVE IT UP 4 THE WORLD'S MOST SPECIALEST OVERWORKED HITWOMAN!!!!

+ bonus the smaulings

#Oh my god #my godddd #American psycho reference #salivating rn #PRETTY PLEASE JUST ONE KISSSS

misspaulingspen

Finally posting a drawing ive actually done today, super proud of how she turned out!!

#Screams and rips my hair out

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