dog on a leash

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

I think that whenever I fuck, a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater-esque score counter should appear at the bottom of my vision and keep track of all the positions and moves I did and provide me with a score complete with multipliers

y'all fw making him make a mess and then having him keep his underwear on or nah

Hey are you okay? You’ve been fantasizing about being institutionally abused and dehumanized while hooked up to an iv drip of enough drugs to permanently prevent you from reassociating and having all responsibility taken away from you by a mean lesbian who doesn’t care about your autonomy, again.

if the passenger 2023 had been directed by david cronenberg randy would’ve been sucking off bensons revolver in the back of that chrysler exactly 38 minutes in.