Cynthia

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

US soldiers are being turned into stains on the floor as we speak and are going to hell. Bless ✨️🙏🏽

rb to kill another US soldier

THEY'RE GONE

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

i wish there was a gender neutral answer to politely calling people “son” like an old southern gentleman because something possesses me when i get a smoke in the corner of my mouth

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Can't believe i have to say this but no matter what we can NOT let that suffering child out of the basement, no matter how much you might want to. They would honestly be better off figuring out how to get out on their own, right? Like if one of us tries to let them out then they might feel forced to stay in the basement forever if you think about it. The journey out of the basement is so so important we can't disrupt that right?

uses my puppy powers to turn all meanies into a fine red mist

@staff happy pride month ur next

Somewhere out there, there's a slime girl who really wants to re-blob your posts

500 were too few and 1001 is too much so I’m going to declare a new round where everyone but my sister has to leave.

who’s your sister?

not you