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I cant believe they sidelined neil for months can you imagine being near him. good god

what about what I want?

i'm not arguing with the 6''1, green eyed, starting striker of the palmetto state foxes. whatever you say gorgeous.

i still think its hilarious how neil went 'kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time' because they literally never do. he just made that up and dragged kevin under the bus as well for no fucking reason other than to be dramatic.

"I'm gay." "I'm straight." okay well I will be dead long before you read this but I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute

This fucking sucks I’m going to [ remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health ] find glendower

hey babe sorry i couldn’t make it to our date tonight i thought about jean moreau too hard and got sad