I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

thats innovative as fuck

this is the cutest shit ive ever seen.jpg

so heartwarming

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed