Dr. Rodney Gerald

From the desk of: Level 2 - Researcher. Dr. Rodney Gerald

Hello everyone. By request of my coworkers (namely Dr. Tarn, whom I was not aware even worked here, nor do I know who he is he just appeared) I have made a Tumblr account! A few things you should know about me is that I have (in no particular order) been:

Dragged through [REDACTED] for SEVERAL Kilometers

Eaten

Blown up

Frozen

Asphyxiated

Hit repeatedly

Suck in a paper shredder

Electrocuted

Bitten

Stuck in a tree

Influenced into thinking I am a duck (quack)

Fortunately, My anomaly (SCP- 666-j) Is only applicable to people near me, or objects around me while I am Driving. I'm Excited to meet you all!

Has anyone else here watch House MD? I think he's (Gregory House) genuinely funny, and not to mention the Vicodin

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- @licking-anon