I'm fucking balling

mafia 2 is camp

the title card(?) before the apartment scene in chapter 5 says "2 hours later" and i know the gun had to have taken a few minutes to set up but still. how long were vito and henry just standing there in awkward silence? did vito try to make small talk before and it fell just as flat? what the fuck were they doing for those two hours

in the club balding

remember that point in time when dropping your phone didn’t break it but instead the back of it fell off and the battery fell out and you just had to put it back on

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.

I’m sorry

DANNY DEVITO HUGGED BERNIE SANDERS. AND IM CRYING…. NEED! ME! A! FREAK! LIKE! THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!