canidae baby

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing

alright guys, lets hear your pennywise foreskin headcanons

kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it

This kid is a fuckin master look how long it took him to break

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

god i love that i can just wake up and be a dumbass online and honestly nothing can stop me 

Golf is the most unnecessary sport on earth. After communism wins, golf will be abolished

We still good for mini golf though?

I see we’re no longer being subtle