Emily Is A Bitch Pass It On

celine dion didn’t drown for this

small town gays are braver than any us marine

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.

i mean…i don’t need someone to validate me romantically but i sure am bored

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

i just got a super predatory debt collection letter. it was for a $113 debt from citizens bank, who i had an account with when i was 16 (20 years ago). the letter appeared to be an offer to cancel the debt if i paid them $22.75. HOWEVER, the actual wording is, “The amount of the debt is $113.77 and we will accept $22.75.” so, no MENTION of canceling the debt, but the implication is there because many collectors of current debt offer to settle for a percentage. at the bottom of the letter, it says: “Because of the age of your debt, we cannot sue you for it and we cannot report to any credit reporting agency. In many circumstances, you can renew the debt and start the time period for the filing of a lawsuit against you if you take specific actions such as making payments on the debt or making a written promise to pay.” basically… i don’t owe this money anymore, the debt is so old they can’t legally sue me for it OR put it on my credit report, BUT if i take their generous offer of paying them $22.75… they can sue me for the full amount because making a payment makes the debt current. no thanks, jefferson capital systems llc.

always, always read the entire letter! it is so important because of semantic awfulness like this! 

I am genuinely unclear on why a school shooting victim would relevant to the business of the Centers for Disease Control

@tanoraqui There is a law that prevents the CDC from studying gun violence.  It’s the NRA’s fault, like so many things, they keep blocking attempts to get the law repealed.  

Oh! Thank you.