34 He/Him Fucking writing some shit and no motherfucking brain issues are going to stop me. Don't let the flags fool you im gonna be horny on here and will make that everyone's problem. actual main is @teddy-the-queer-wizard
I'm Teddy/BitchBear and I write bad fun Fanfiction mostly for Undertale.
For reference I'm not a furry - theyre based af tho - I'm a wizard not that kind fuck jkr
main blog is @teddy-the-queer-wizard where im chronically online, reblog a bunch of stuff, talk too much, and make really bad funny jokes.
My Archive of Our Own accounts are:
Teddy_Feathers (My first Undertale fic account where most of my broader appeal fic ideas go) and BitchBear (where my completely shamefulless self indulgent i dont care if its bad fics go)
Tags listed below the cut:
Promptly: Any Prompt List I like goes here. Currently working on 5 or 6 and if you like Prompt Lists you can find the ones i'm saving and the OP of the list that way
draft-y: story ideas and drafts
Very meme-ingful: self made memes of various qualities. i use this tag on my main too, but here the memes will be story specific because i think im funny
census of the freak: any and all polls i do
bitched at: asks and submissions
unbearable greed: any ask garnering posts/lists. please if im putting something in these tags i want to do it - and unless specified in the tags i dont even care if its undertale, some other fandom i like, or even a fandom i know. if i posted it that means im bored, i want to write, and im dying for engagement and i can and will be happy to think too hard about and play with whatever you sent me because at least it's a new toy to play with
ap-paws please: self promotion of my works/ bragging
no cubs allowed: nsfw tag
panda-monium: FANART TAG WHAT? HYPE?
i cast word vomit: personal tag for my own rambling and comments
bear necessities: to seperate out inspiration from prompts. If you see this tag it inspired or was utilized in my fics some way.
how do you do fellow writers: reblogged writting related things - this one is new because i clearly needed it.
I'll also tag any posts or reblogs relevant to current or future stories with the fic's title
went ahead and made these featured tags because tumblr's search doesn't work well and mobile users can't see blog pages
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Okay im so sorry to derail but i had a series of funny thoughts and its everyone's problem now:
This wouldn't work but itd be FUNNY to see the look on someones face
i am a creative writer of both tragic and humorous stories that act as character studies exploring deep philosophical and psychological topics. These stories have a heavy emphasis on emotional connections being a matter of life and death on both an individual personal scale and a broadly overarching one.
Seeing as this can be also said of almost all creative works, you'll have to trust me when i tell you that you will not enjoy how i personally am approaching these things in my stories. Nor am I entirely comfortable with mixing my personal, professional, and creative pursuits - as maintaining healthy boundaries across all three allows for optimal stress management.
However, I can offer reading suggestions based on your preferences for things I believe you would enjoy as I am passionate reader and would love to share that with you instead.
but also it not working is for a handful of reasons
some people think theyre above boundries
some people think they deserve to be above specific boundries due to their own judgements of where your relationship is at
some people think that passing judgement is a right
some people take personal boundaries as personal attacks
some people prioritize their own comfort over your own
some people are too damn nosey for their own good
so like. yeah push back however.
like: yeeeeah im NOT talking about my stories with a LOT of people -
but also i took the original joke to be something like
"what do i write? thats not how this works! im aghast at your presumption it is! i said im a WRITER. i do NOT control the ability to write to include WHEN or WHAT. im simultaneously writing six things right this second because i never STOP writing and havent put words to paper in six months. what i WANT has no baring on this process - I'm JUST as much along for the ride as my readers. have you MET a writer??? "
like that old sweater that used to go around on tumblr that i still really want to buy. this isnt it but its the same words i think?
i just remember the bicycle meme of the kid on his side on it but i can't parse my deck of cards memories to find it
ill say this better later but dragons writing a book. we're gonna share the world but primary author is gonna be one or the other but the only one started rn is dragons and im listed as co-creator on ao3. too tired to think straight. be nice to dragon or i will do many safe and legal things.
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sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull
SPEAKING OF STORIES - rambling nonsensically about them on main as usual when my kudos list came in and
nooooo dont do it expressive eyeglasses! those stories are traps - i havent uodated them in years and dont plan on it any time sooooon
the best i can say is theres an echo / reflection fic of Stolen with Friendship, Captured by Love in the works right now and its definitely its own thing but I'm writing it so i *can* finish that fic sooner because it was one of my more popular ones and i feel bad its been sitting there
Find the Light was more of a concept than a fic - what if dinotopia society but with monsters instead of dinosaurs and its underswap flavored? - there wasn't much of a plot idea, just neat ideas tossed in a blender and I will go back someday just not until my current in works are farther along or some are done
Right One, Wrong Number was more of a play on the wrong number song with a vauge notion of accidental soulmates and gaster being fixed and didnt have much more of an idea than a few jokes and again ill get around to playing with it more i just dont have a solid concept or plot and have a bunch of other things i do have solid plans for that i wanna get out of the way first
the marriage lottery is the one i just updated and has a solid solid idea to the point itll eventually have 10 fics totally in that universe. well. 7 stand alone fics and the 3 parter im working on now. it wont be swallowed by the attention span any time soon
gah. i feel bad because i have 41 posted works and like some of them that i sarted were really popular - for me - and im not working on them yet
in fact i think ive only got. somewhere between... 7 and 9 that I'm trying to consistently update.
and even so my updates are all sporadic as i havent built up the ability to have a consistent writing schedule yet.
