imma stick my balls in sum 1000 island dressing

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

I love this post

It just keeps getting better

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

what did she do for animals to hate her

Okay but who says i totally bombed that exam? muslims do this to get attention lmao and then be like HOW DARE YOU MISUNDERSTAND ME

…….everyone? “that movie was a total bomb at the box office”? “had an interview and i bombed it”? ????¿¿¿

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

are you suggesting coconuts migrate