“are you worth saving?”

being a fan of actual play ttrpg shows is lowkey sort of humiliating. Like yes this middle aged father of two sat at a table and pretended to be a wizard so good that I cried. I am normal btw

noooo little german boy don't go to the wizard academy,

little german boy don't go to the archmage's estates for that special training program

ohh mein gott die volstruckeren have committed vatermorderzen

reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon

Trent yanking off the helmet like 'who's this badass motherfucker who almost smoked my ass' and its the nerd he's been bullying for weeks

It's critical (heh) to me that Caleb must NEVER be cool. The way Liam played him always walked the perfect tightrope of being this apocalyptically dark and fucked up character but also never allowing him to tip over into being edgy by constantly reminding us that he is above all else a wimpy nerd who probably got stuffed in his locker by jocks every single day at the Soltryce Academy.

man this wizard war is fucked somebody just cast Literally a Black Hole In Your City Fuck You over there and I'm still casting Falling Like Gentle Leaves I gotta get the fuck out of there

My mum said I had to go to the cult meetings. I said no mum I’m not going to your cult meetings I believe in string theory and eyeliner. But she said no Essek you have to go to go to the cult meeting you are 120 and she said other things about her stupid cult it’s so stupid. So anyway I went to the cult meeting but I pulled up my draw string hoodie and stood in the corner away from these posers. These preps. And I read my band copy of Kepler’s Laws because planetary motion understands me and my mum’s cult doesn’t.

My mum has schizophrenia. She says ‘Essek I am not taking olanzapine’ and then she starts confusing me with her dead lesbian lover from her previous non schizophrenic life. I tell her ‘your God is fake and capital punishment is real.’ She slaps me because her cult is feeding her LSD. There is a portrait on the wall from when she took me to the black parade. I am going give the nuclear codes to the CIA. Because Trent Ikithon understands me and my mum’s schizophrenia doesn’t.

for ten years astrid and eadwulf are like yeah we got over our deserter mentally ill hot poly ex boyfriend and then caleb pulls up with his wet dirty cat swag and looks up at them from below where he's tied up on his knees in his dirty coat with his stabble and his messy red hair and both of them just think Fuck

do you think they gave verin a courtesy call or is it going to be really awkward when he comes home on leave.