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Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

One afternoon, they'd be hanging out somewhere. Kaz has his head in Inej's lap and she's stroking his hair, and she says "Hmm, your hair feels softer than usual."

-Kaz is emo Inigo Montoya but for his brother instead of his father

-Inej is a pirate and also an acrobat

-Nina is really really pretty

-Jesper likes money and guns

-Some blonde guy named Matt??? He’s awful but part of the group???

-Wylan cannot read because his dad hates him

-Someone is named Joost and he has a mustache but that’s not one of the six main people??

-Some of the six people are Grisha

-Someone is named Pekka and he is a trashcan

-There is a club and it has crows

-The six main people steal something (money?) from an ice castle prison thing

-They’re criminals but like it’s okay because… they’re hot?

-Kaz and Inej are in love, Jesper and Wylan are in love, Nina and the blonde guy are in love, but why evades me

-Everyone is gay

-Chapter 40 is bad