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-Bingus dies after only 19 gorillas.

-Bingus dies no matter when she goes in the order. If she goes first and deals her highest damage possible, she only kills 4 gorillas (and this is bending the rules very generously in her favor). If she goes after the first 18 gorillas and somehow manages to heal back to full, she dies after the next 16 gorillas.

-If Bingus goes first and deals her highest damage possible and deals the damage specifically to kill the gorillas that would have dealt the most damage to her, the remaining gorillas would still do enough damage to kill her well over four times.

-The gorillas dealt 562 damage total and averaged 5.62 damage each.

-Gorilla #28 dealt the most damage, 23 points of bludgeoning damage on a multi attack double crit.

-The second highest damage goes to Gorilla #100, who brought us home with one final crit for 22 damage.

-35 gorillas miss completely, I can only assume because they did not wish to defile their gorgeous hands with Bingus putrescence.

On average, 29 undead gorillas survive Turn Undead. When we apply the average gorilla damage from the last experiment, these surviving gorillas deal more than enough to kill Bingus in one round.

Even in the case where the fewest undead gorillas survive (Trial #4, 23 survivors), the aforementioned damage average per undead gorilla still overkills Bingus by about 25 damage.

Even if Bingus uses her bonus action after Turn Undead to upcast Spiritual Weapon at her highest possible level, crits, and deals max damage, she would only kill two additional undead gorillas, which is not enough to save herself even in the Trial #4 scenario.

but what you FAILED to take into account is that the challenge rating of an ape is 1/2!!

and bingus is a big strong cleric OVER LEVEL 5!!

and THEREFORE would be able to destroy undead!!

WHICH MEANS that bingus would DEMOLISH 100 undead gorillas!!

-Bingus dies after only 19 gorillas.

-Bingus dies no matter when she goes in the order. If she goes first and deals her highest damage possible, she only kills 4 gorillas (and this is bending the rules very generously in her favor). If she goes after the first 18 gorillas and somehow manages to heal back to full, she dies after the next 16 gorillas.

-If Bingus goes first and deals her highest damage possible and deals the damage specifically to kill the gorillas that would have dealt the most damage to her, the remaining gorillas would still do enough damage to kill her well over four times.

-The gorillas dealt 562 damage total and averaged 5.62 damage each.

-Gorilla #28 dealt the most damage, 23 points of bludgeoning damage on a multi attack double crit.

-The second highest damage goes to Gorilla #100, who brought us home with one final crit for 22 damage.

-35 gorillas miss completely, I can only assume because they did not wish to defile their gorgeous hands with Bingus putrescence.