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the president of the republic of eloria?? "dont worry, shes really old"?? are they dropping hints that rheya is the elorian president during livoutia times?? this is totally canon in my head now >W<

I DIDNT FUCKINg SHOW HER ANYTHING!!!!! I literally DONT know how she found it!!!!! As IF I’d ever help aunt lisa with anything after she showed mom what kik is plus I don’t even FOLLOW his finsta i only know abt the photo from your “best friend” Megan bc she was talking shit about you and Shane in the cafeteria when you were out sick last week!!!!

Scribbly little group photo of the Trojan whores✨💕

never say that shit again

that ep didn’t really seem related to the plot, but I just started the pod with Elory, so pls lmk if it ties in to the others!

or an excerpt from the incredibly serious and focused spellbook of one rheya turmendriel

Your boyfriend, Prince Mika, walks in rubbing his swollen belly. “I’m hungry Y/N”, he complains. You laugh, “We just ate lunch!” He comes over to you and wraps his arms around you from behind. You can feel his pregnant belly pressing against your back and you smile. Mika counters with “Yeah but I’m eating for two…. or three… or maybe even nine!” You smile, “You’re right. I wouldn’t want the octuplets to starve. I’ll go get some more food.” As you walk away, you turn back to see Mika beam at you, face glowing and beautiful. You smile in return, wondering how you got so lucky.