How "Zastrid" is proof of the God Slicers femdom lesbian agenda and why it's making finding love harder for nice livoutian guys

They will sleep together at least once but no more than thirteen times, lest they trigger a new prophecy that will bring the world to ruin.

since you actually asked in a nice way, i will let u on in a little secret. this whole zastrid breakup thing??? totally fake. y ou see, it’s obvious that during the time skip, both zia and astrid got replaced by evil doopelgangers, intent on destroying the god slicers from the insede out. thia whole breakup thing is nothing more than a psyop perpetrated by arclight, and the plot will be discoevered and zastrid will prevail

Zastrid reaccs only (@zastriddisaster DNI, just bc i’m making Zastrid content doesn’t mean I like you)

in da club, we all girlfriends

the girls are codependentttttttttt