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⚔️execute the nazis

This took a dark turn, but I’m here for it

these #nut: busted posts are high in protein.

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of bisexual-bab3

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials killed off the dinosaurs

Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.

Cain was a millennial

Millenials killed John F. Kennedy

Millenials poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

Everything changed when the Millennials attacked.

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

I know a lot of lesbians that used to identify as bi who worried that coming out as a lesbian would contribute to invalidating bisexuality in some way, by making it seem like a “stepping stone” to coming out as gay. I’ve also known bi women who identified as lesbians and changed their labels later, and worried that they were contributing to some kind of idea about how men can ~turn lesbians. I just wanted to say that it’s no individual lesbian or bi women’s responsibility to fix straight people’s perceptions of us. Like, it’s not your duty to serve as a political symbol! It’s your duty to find happiness even if that means changing ur label at some points.

*invites you into my blanket fort* lets talk about the paranormal and witchcraft

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

A weapon to surpass metal gear

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

why are there so many words

When you’re trying to reach the word limit.