prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet

"what’s your nombre?" was I making light conversation in spanish or was I hitting on you in French

but you said half of that in English

That’s the opposite of a problem

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

Mcdonalds announces the Big McMacklemore.  25% of all profits go to young men who are mistaken as gay because they can draw

no but why don't i own this

im crying

Where did you come from, Where did you go Where did you come from Quirkybrittany

omg.

so Arnold got pretty hot, jussayin’

Heeeeey Arnold

can we all agree that white people ruin everything no matter what it is or what race started it

all straight white boys have a tattoo of the Vans logo on their forearm and it glows whenever one of them is in trouble

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE