My Perverted Stuff

Yup.

one of the worst things i do is regularly get mad at myself for not experiencing attraction more often. i so deeply wish i could have casual sex but I'm weird about penetration and just not into 99.99999% of people i see on a day to day basis. the sexdrive is there, it's just not directed at anyone

subby boy who gets so dumb when eating your pussy that he nearly forgets he's pleasing you; he just thoughtlessy licks and sucks and bites so eagerly, loving the feeling of your cunt on his mouth, loving the taste that keeps dripping out onto his tongue. he can't help but hump the bed as he whines into you and grips your thighs hard, holding them up to retain easy access to your pussy. he just can't get enough. and when he makes you cum he doesn't even notice, too lost in his own pleasure and desperation; so he keeps going, licking fervently, overstimulating you, making you whimper and writhe. you think you can take it, but when he sucks harshly on your throbbing clit, making you cum again, you end up needing to grab him by his hair and rip his face away from your twitching cunt. he whines in protest, looking up at you like he's devastated; mouth agape, breathing heavily, face covered in wetness, spit and cum, teary eyes confused and pleading. needy boy just wants to keep eating. so goddamn precious.

I'm sober and it looks pretty fuckin cool

dry humping that gets so intense he can’t help that he comes in his pants but it’s okay he makes it up to you by eating you out until you’ve finished at least 3 times

Just gonna point out that Reductress is a comedy site, like the Onion but more explicitly feminist.

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning