BLASTER RAVEN

just absolutely thrilled to be here, exuding Little Dude energies comparable with Paprika and Gible, never kill yourself

James Acaster about the time his girlfriend left him for Rowan Atkinson | Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

All right, gays. Get to cooking.

Most politically successful assassination of a head of state by a massive margin

You know you really can't argue with results.

A series

You know he sees Hoshiguma shrug off artillery fire and his balls drop a little, you know he sees Degenbrecher thwart a terrorist cell while putting a really fun puppet show for the three children of a busy single mother on her work interview and he’s involuntarily pogging, you know he sees Qiubai’s blade weave with the grace of a gentle breeze that kisses a baby mouse’s cheek and Skadi’s greatsword cleave with the grace of a hurricane smashing a house on top of a baby mouse and he wants to do both, lad’s having the time of his life, Amiya tells him “Zuo Le, big emergency, we have to deploy right now to an MK Ultra II dangerous secret op, we’re sending all of our most fucked up Operators available, we’re sending Saria, Specter, Passenger, Hellagur, Blaze, Elysium, Nearl, even Podenco, we want you there, I know you just joined RI, so you can decline if you want, but—“ and Zuo Le is already in the airplane on his baby on board seat kicking his feet excitedly with stars in his eye, giggling.

her swift maneuver, for context