TheRunawayGuys Mario Party LP Sentence Starters
“How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?”
“Why did you actually pick up the phone?”
“You just sight gagged for an audio recording!”
“Mario Party has canon?!”
“Alright, so who’s gonna explain how a dice works?”
“How is that racist!? It’s a dinosaur!”
“Dinosaurs are people too, you know!”
“No, they’re not! They’re dinosaurs! That’s why they’re called dinosaurs!”
“_____ is DEAD! The jungle killed him!”
“So _____, I hate to tell you this, but… your test results came back positive… positive for communism.”
“See, this is why communism never works.”
“So three humans versus the AI, alright! Time to see who is mightier: the brain, or SILICONE!? ”
“You never need the brakes! I’m a professional mine cart driver! ”
“I was saying it out loud to try to not jinx it, though, but now that I’ve said that out loud, now I’ve jinxed it, though, but now that I’ve said that out loud, I haven’t jinxed it, and now that I’ve said I haven’t jinxed it, now I have.”
“______! _______! ME AND YOU! AFTER THIS! IN THE BACK ALLEY! I HAVE A KNIFE!”
“You know what, ______, you’re okay. I don’t think I’ll shank you.”
“AAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAAGH, MY FACE IS MELTING.”
“I’m a beefcake monkey. That’s what the brown is. It’s beef.”
“This is exciting, folks. Running around in circles. Really bad sumo wrestling right here.”
“I’LL LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMIES! AND MY MOM, FOR GIVING ME BIRTH, AND MY DAD, SINCE HE WAS IMPORTANT TOO!”
“Agh, (s)he’s hugging me! (S)HE’S HUGGING ME!”
“Hump that chest, _____! Hump that chest! You show it who’s boss!”
“…Why did you feel the need to point that out to everyone?”
“Hey guys, I don’t live with my mom! Stop saying that on the internet, I don’t! I swear!”
“I’m not an idiot… I’m just an asshole!”
“Why did you kiss my controller?”
Yup, I know a little bit about mah balls.“
"Uh… this guy looks fast! He has no legs!”
“NO! Why am I so bad at this? I know how to count!”
“_____, how ‘bout you fire the friggin’ torpedo!”
“I wanna hootenanny! I wanna hoot all the — No. I’m not going to finish that.”
“Is this where I throw my controller at you?”
“(S)he sees too many dead people. More than the standard amount of dead people.”
“Apparently we all killed its children this time!”
“(S)he’s crying 'cause she has 0 coins. That’s pretty sad that 0 coins is third place…”
“That was… the dumbest amount of luck I have ever seen.”
“That’s why we’re all wearing pointy hats.”
“Day at the Races! Day at the Races! I heard you like races— here are some days. You can spend them at the races. Day at the races…”
“Yes! YES! There is a god! And he really likes Mario Party!”
“Well, never mind. I guess it was a good thing you stole that money from me.”
“Really?! Punching yourself hurts?!”
“Oh no! I’m a millionaire!”
“Turnabout is fair play, motherfucker!”
“MERRY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!”
“Even when you are incredibly lucky, you still have shit luck.”
“Let’s have a nice clean game, and by clean, I mean bloody.”
“He’s learned the English language. Good job, native speaker.”
“But this is my house! I pay the money to live here!”
“I’m from _______ which is dead last in the nation for education.”
“I told- YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME! You didn’t believe me! It’s almost like I know what I’m talking about sometimes.”
“If you say anything, my first response is going to be to put the controller down and punch you. That’s your warning.”
“I sent him a picture of the result screen and said "fuck this game.”
“Yeah, take those 8 coins of mine, you piece of shit. I didn’t lose enough money anyway!”
“I’m holding down A, I don’t want to see this any longer than I have to.”
“I’m okay with that now. I am more than okay with that now.”
“Why would that be in this game?!”
“In your words, fuck this game.”
“Look, I’m sorry. I just thought the shells were made of candy. No one told me this in advance.”
“I like how they thought this mini game was good enough to be televised.”
“_____’s sucking down on that pipe really well.”
“I’m still in it because the controller is vibrating on my crotch.”
“I know, but you’re you, you have terrible luck.”
“Hope you enjoy that star you bought with my pay cheque, _____.”
“How big of a dick do you want to be, _______?”
“I mean, I know you have to land it though, but the rules don’t say you have to live when you land it!”
“I wanna know how it is you’re winning, 'cause…”
“Yeah, I think I used up all my good luck rolls. My demon rolls, on the other hand, are apparently in abundance.”
“That is evil and I love it!”
“I can’t beat you guys, so I’m just going to go play by myself.”
“He put food colouring in the cloning machine so he could tell them apart.”
“And now, _____ will set a world record in this mode as (s)he rolls a one 31 times in a row.”
“Today, we’re gonna be shouting at a tampon.”
“Tampons suck, never use them again.”
“I’m scared of clean! Aaaah, soap bubbles!”
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