Shinobi of Iga, Gumchi Guardian

“Ninja Re Bang Bang” (にんじゃりばんばん)

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ)

Send me a symbol for my muse to answer these questions about the mun! 

👀 Do the mun and you get along? 

✌ Is there anything you dislike about the mun? 

👋 Do you and the mun agree on something? 

✍ Has the mun some special talents beside writing? 

🙏 Do you think the mun would be able to survive in your world? 

✨ Does the mun read fanfictions and if yes, what is your opinion on them?

🎉 Does the mun likes to go to parties or not? 

🎁 Is the mun good at taking compliments or not? 

🎀  What does the mun have for a music taste? Do you like it? 

🎨 What are the mun’s hobbies? 

👗 How is the mun’s fashion sense? 

✂ Did the mun ever do something to make you jealous? 

⏳ How much time does the mun spend on your blog? 

🍨 What is the mun’s favorite ice cream flavour? 

🍪 Does the mun like sweets? 

🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on? 

🍀 What is your opinion on the layout of the blog the mun did for you? 

⭐ Is there any genres the mun enjoys writing but you don’t enjoy being part of? 

🌟 Is there any genres the mun doesn’t enjoy writing but you enjoy being part of? 

☀ Does the mun listen to you while writing or not? 

🌙 Does the mun stay up long or goes to bed early? 

⚡ What is the mun’s favorite weather? 

❄ Did the mun ever forced you to do something you didn’t want to do? 

💧 How often do you annoy the mun? And with what? 

🔥 How would you spend one day with the mun if you could? 

“How do you feel about multiple failed recordings of Mario Party?”

“Why did you actually pick up the phone?”

“You just sight gagged for an audio recording!”

“Mario Party has canon?!”

“Alright, so who’s gonna explain how a dice works?”

“How is that racist!? It’s a dinosaur!”

“Dinosaurs are people too, you know!”

“No, they’re not! They’re dinosaurs! That’s why they’re called dinosaurs!”

“D'oh, I missed!”

“I hate your face.”

“_____ is DEAD! The jungle killed him!”

“So _____, I hate to tell you this, but… your test results came back positive… positive for communism.”

“See, this is why communism never works.”

“So three humans versus the AI, alright! Time to see who is mightier: the brain, or SILICONE!? ”

“You never need the brakes! I’m a professional mine cart driver! ”

“I was saying it out loud to try to not jinx it, though, but now that I’ve said that out loud, now I’ve jinxed it, though, but now that I’ve said that out loud, I haven’t jinxed it, and now that I’ve said I haven’t jinxed it, now I have.”

“______! _______! ME AND YOU! AFTER THIS! IN THE BACK ALLEY! I HAVE A KNIFE!”

“You know what, ______, you’re okay. I don’t think I’ll shank you.”

“AAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAGH. AAAAAAAAAGH, MY FACE IS MELTING.”

“I’m a beefcake monkey. That’s what the brown is. It’s beef.”

“This is exciting, folks. Running around in circles. Really bad sumo wrestling right here.”

“I’LL LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMIES! AND MY MOM, FOR GIVING ME BIRTH, AND MY DAD, SINCE HE WAS IMPORTANT TOO!”

“Agh, (s)he’s hugging me! (S)HE’S HUGGING ME!”

“Hump that chest, _____! Hump that chest! You show it who’s boss!”

“…Why did you feel the need to point that out to everyone?”

“Hey guys, I don’t live with my mom! Stop saying that on the internet, I don’t! I swear!”

“I’m not an idiot… I’m just an asshole!”

“Why did you kiss my controller?”

Yup, I know a little bit about mah balls.“

"Uh… this guy looks fast! He has no legs!”

“NO! Why am I so bad at this? I know how to count!”

“_____, how ‘bout you fire the friggin’ torpedo!”

“I wanna hootenanny! I wanna hoot all the — No. I’m not going to finish that.”

“Is this where I throw my controller at you?”

“(S)he sees too many dead people. More than the standard amount of dead people.”

“Apparently we all killed its children this time!”

“(S)he’s crying 'cause she has 0 coins. That’s pretty sad that 0 coins is third place…”

“That was… the dumbest amount of luck I have ever seen.”

“That’s why we’re all wearing pointy hats.”

“Day at the Races! Day at the Races! I heard you like races— here are some days. You can spend them at the races. Day at the races…”

“Yes! YES! There is a god! And he really likes Mario Party!”

“Well, never mind. I guess it was a good thing you stole that money from me.”

“Really?! Punching yourself hurts?!”

“Oh no! I’m a millionaire!”

“Turnabout is fair play, motherfucker!”

“MERRY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!”

“Even when you are incredibly lucky, you still have shit luck.”

“Let’s have a nice clean game, and by clean, I mean bloody.”

“He’s learned the English language. Good job, native speaker.”

“But this is my house! I pay the money to live here!”

“I’m from _______ which is dead last in the nation for education.”

“I told- YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME! You didn’t believe me! It’s almost like I know what I’m talking about sometimes.”

“If you say anything, my first response is going to be to put the controller down and punch you. That’s your warning.”

“Goodbye, sanity.”

“I sent him a picture of the result screen and said "fuck this game.”

“Yeah, take those 8 coins of mine, you piece of shit. I didn’t lose enough money anyway!”

“I’m holding down A, I don’t want to see this any longer than I have to.”

“I’m okay with that now. I am more than okay with that now.”

“I DID IT! I WON SPACE!”

“Why would that be in this game?!”

“In your words, fuck this game.”

“Look, I’m sorry. I just thought the shells were made of candy. No one told me this in advance.”

“I like how they thought this mini game was good enough to be televised.”

“_____’s sucking down on that pipe really well.”

“I’m still in it because the controller is vibrating on my crotch.”

“I know, but you’re you, you have terrible luck.”

“Hope you enjoy that star you bought with my pay cheque, _____.”

“You’re lousy!”

“How big of a dick do you want to be, _______?”

“I mean, I know you have to land it though, but the rules don’t say you have to live when you land it!”

“I wanna know how it is you’re winning, 'cause…”

“Yeah, I think I used up all my good luck rolls. My demon rolls, on the other hand, are apparently in abundance.”

“That is evil and I love it!”

“I can’t beat you guys, so I’m just going to go play by myself.”

“He put food colouring in the cloning machine so he could tell them apart.”

“And now, _____ will set a world record in this mode as (s)he rolls a one 31 times in a row.”

“Today, we’re gonna be shouting at a tampon.”

“Tampons suck, never use them again.”

“Let’s do a fight.”

“YEAH! KILL SOMEONE!”

“You… you are all weak.”

“You know what, you look like you could put up a really good shelf.”

“Do you put up shelves or are you just there to get things off the top one?”

“I don’t need a microphone, I’ve got a voice loud enough for this stadium.”

“You are very lucky I have a match to fight tonight. VERY LUCKY.

"Please, tell me where you got those bangles from, I LOVE them!”

“YOU’RE minus one!”

“I’m going to summon my jeans.”

“I get on the denim horse and stride away.”

“The following contest is scheduled for one fall!”

“Milk, and a little bit of blood.”

“I’m not good at anything!”

“I’m gonna go old-school.”

“Let’s see how badly this goes.”

“That’s the money maker!”

“Bottle caps are just falling out of my pockets.”

“That’s another six months of rehab.”

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size? Which, to clarify, isn’t me!”

“Quick, let’s do our double team move! What’s it called?”

“Well, dawg, this fart-knocker over here was getting jiggy with my home-slice and that ain’t all that and a bag of chips.”

“He was hurting my friend.”

“I was raised by a good woman to respect my elders and protect my friends.”

“Now listen to me, ‘dude’.”

“You’ll have to forgive them, they had to many Opal Fruits today. He’s just a bit hyper.”

“I am the finest, wholest purest milkman you’ve ever seen!”

“I’ve gone off on a different accent.”

“And the crowd is wet with anticipation. I mean, HOT with anticipation.”

“It’s a moist crowd in here tonight, everyone.”

“We keeping that in?”

“I’m much taller than my brother/sister, but I love them all the same.”

“It’s great to be here in… *whispers* What’s my line?”

“That’s where we are!”

“My time is almost behind me, but you are the future of this business.”

“I’m gonna punch this woman in the back of the head!”

“They might say I’m past it. They might say I don’t got the stuff anymore cause I don’t do soy and I won’t do oats! It’s not even a milk! IT’S NOT EVEN A MILK!”

“You’ve taught me so much… It’s mostly milk-based but you taught me wrestling too!”

“I grew up without a dad/mom and you’ve been like a father/mother to me.”

“You delivered milk to my mom/dad, I believe.”

“You taught me everything I knew but… I need to go a different path.”

“I… I’m flippy now. You have to understand that.”

“That’s me. That’s who I am!”

“I want you to step to one side, and let me step out from your shadow.”

“It’s not a shadow, it’s a cast of tradition, an umbrella of tradition draped over all of us!”

“I’ll always be there for you, but you be there for yourself.”

“You’re the closest thing I’ve got to family- apart from my mom/dad.”

“You’re the closest thing I’ve got to a dad/mom, and I just don’t want to lose you.”

“That’s about as much emotion as I can muster.”

“It’s like a woman’s jean pocket, you know, where they don’t want you to fit your cellphone inside of it.”

“Fighting is in my jeans.”

“It doesn’t make sense but lean into it.”

“God damnit, I thought we weren’t allowed to name brands.”

“Are they the same? Doesn’t matter!”

“I don’t know what it is, but it looks great!”

“I see my mom/dad, they’re always there. Hi mom/dad!”

“There’s no need to change it. It kind of works for me anyway.”