backpack for his applesauce

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

dog mathematician: arff (arf and only arf)

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Visited my semiotician grandparents and they offered me a Werther's Simulacrum

as far as i know in excel the easiest way to express the idea "do this procedure 3 times" involves Y combinator type shenanigans. this is even funnier than powerquery being an uncompromising ML

the greatest functional programmer in the world is some unknown spreadsheet jockey who thinks entirely in the lambda calculus. though they will be supplanted by some kid given mentat powers by a childhood of designing fortnite minigames in verse while chugging energy drinks