elliott !!

@staff You're not very subtle.

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

at least there is doing weird art projects on ur bedroom floor. at least there is that

god knows the best way to a girls stomach is through the acetone in her gut

Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg

i love saying "yeah ill get to it" and then half a year later i still did not get to this godbless

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.