vulture

me asking for the joint at the function

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

life is so much better when you have a work of fiction to obsess over

I think the most interesting thing about Aliens possibly not being real is that it would mean blue whales are the largest living creature in the universe

Someone asked me how my break went and I couldn’t come up with a quick enough answer so I just started listing new birds I had seen and they were just like “uh huh, uh huh,” 😭