I tell myself that I'm the eater, not the eaten

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

this has aged well

As a nurse, I encourage you to read and repost, and quote at length.

Just to keep the numbers in mind, the US has about 330 million people in it. If 62 million people were hospitalized, that would mean 18% of America would be hospitalized. That’s more than 1 in 6. Imagine 1 out of every 6 people you know being in the hospital; now imagine there’s a 1 in 6 chance you’d be joining them.

And then if you add in just how few hospital beds there are in the country, you understand why doctors and nurses are screaming at everyone to take this seriously. And I don't mean just ICU beds. Just the total number of hospital beds in the US is under a million. So the number of deaths would greatly exceed that 1%. Source: https://www.aha.org/statistics/fast-facts-us-hospitals

Annoys me so much when people wanna act like this isn't the tea

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

This post is legendary and it still comes by sometimes and I love it. Decay is an extant form of life.

live laugh lobotomy

This is literally the first time I have ever seen cellulite depicted on someone in a painting