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Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
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this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.
I hate this post but I’m not risking it!!
REBLOG IF IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO BOTHER YOU IF YOU'RE MY MUTUAL
Reblog if you think that men can wear dresses, trying to prove a point to my dad
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
And with rumor, comes visitors. A trainer in a suit would enter the city, with a Lampent following close behind him. He seemed to be taking in his surroundings as he walked, examining the architecture even.
As he walks around, a strange pokemon walks over.
"Greetings traveler, welcome to our city." He said as his voice seemed to echo.
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Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
*4 pokemon where heading to the front gate they all looked completely different from the other but the fact that they all where not only traveling together was crazy enough but also completely unregistered and unknown pokemon entering the city sounded like a recipe for disaster*
Most might think that until they see the residents. As one had decided to greet them.
He looks down at the four and smirks slightly. "I never expected to be the first to greet visitors, though I guess that it can't be helped. As you can see, we Fuse Corp pokemon view this city as our home. So I suggest you all be careful about what you do here." He explained with his smirk still visible.
*all of the looked up at him bit none of them seemed intimidated they all walked by him seemingly not even noticing him and they went to the nearest Cafe instead*
As they walked in, they see that they would look normal here as various pokemon that look like fused pokemon are in the Cafe as well. Though there was an occasional human but they don't seem bothered. A human walks over and smiles. "Hello and welcome to the berry tree Cafe." They said with a smile.
*all of them were talking about who'd be the talker of them when the 1 eyed one raised thier hand* "Table for 4 please" *all the others agreed that the 1 eyed pokemon would be the talker today*
They nod as they lead them to a table that would fit them comfortably. They then hand out strange tablets. "These tablets have all the berries known as well as any other ingredients that can make your meal. And don't be afraid to add as much as you want. Oh, when you are done, you can hit send and your order will be sent to the kitchen. I will see you all in a bit." They said as they turn to leave.
*they all picked out some berries and all half of them wanted them fried the other half wanted them raw*
After a few minutes, the waiter comes back. "Alright, sorry about the wait. You guys actually caught me in the middle of coming on shift. Anyways, are you finished ordering?" The waiter asked with a kind smile.
*they all nodded they each wanted a different order of berries but 1 thong stayed the same 1 of atleast each berry 2 of them wanted their berries fried the other 2 wanted the berries raw*
The waiter takes the tablets. "I am actually surprised that all aren't Fuse Corp pokemon, though I lived with most of my life with these guys." He said with a slight chuckle.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
*4 pokemon where heading to the front gate they all looked completely different from the other but the fact that they all where not only traveling together was crazy enough but also completely unregistered and unknown pokemon entering the city sounded like a recipe for disaster*
Most might think that until they see the residents. As one had decided to greet them.
He looks down at the four and smirks slightly. "I never expected to be the first to greet visitors, though I guess that it can't be helped. As you can see, we Fuse Corp pokemon view this city as our home. So I suggest you all be careful about what you do here." He explained with his smirk still visible.
*all of the looked up at him bit none of them seemed intimidated they all walked by him seemingly not even noticing him and they went to the nearest Cafe instead*
As they walked in, they see that they would look normal here as various pokemon that look like fused pokemon are in the Cafe as well. Though there was an occasional human but they don't seem bothered. A human walks over and smiles. "Hello and welcome to the berry tree Cafe." They said with a smile.
*all of them were talking about who'd be the talker of them when the 1 eyed one raised thier hand* "Table for 4 please" *all the others agreed that the 1 eyed pokemon would be the talker today*
They nod as they lead them to a table that would fit them comfortably. They then hand out strange tablets. "These tablets have all the berries known as well as any other ingredients that can make your meal. And don't be afraid to add as much as you want. Oh, when you are done, you can hit send and your order will be sent to the kitchen. I will see you all in a bit." They said as they turn to leave.
*they all picked out some berries and all half of them wanted them fried the other half wanted them raw*
After a few minutes, the waiter comes back. "Alright, sorry about the wait. You guys actually caught me in the middle of coming on shift. Anyways, are you finished ordering?" The waiter asked with a kind smile.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
*4 pokemon where heading to the front gate they all looked completely different from the other but the fact that they all where not only traveling together was crazy enough but also completely unregistered and unknown pokemon entering the city sounded like a recipe for disaster*
Most might think that until they see the residents. As one had decided to greet them.
He looks down at the four and smirks slightly. "I never expected to be the first to greet visitors, though I guess that it can't be helped. As you can see, we Fuse Corp pokemon view this city as our home. So I suggest you all be careful about what you do here." He explained with his smirk still visible.
*all of the looked up at him bit none of them seemed intimidated they all walked by him seemingly not even noticing him and they went to the nearest Cafe instead*
As they walked in, they see that they would look normal here as various pokemon that look like fused pokemon are in the Cafe as well. Though there was an occasional human but they don't seem bothered. A human walks over and smiles. "Hello and welcome to the berry tree Cafe." They said with a smile.
*all of them were talking about who'd be the talker of them when the 1 eyed one raised thier hand* "Table for 4 please" *all the others agreed that the 1 eyed pokemon would be the talker today*
They nod as they lead them to a table that would fit them comfortably. They then hand out strange tablets. "These tablets have all the berries known as well as any other ingredients that can make your meal. And don't be afraid to add as much as you want. Oh, when you are done, you can hit send and your order will be sent to the kitchen. I will see you all in a bit." They said as they turn to leave.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
*4 pokemon where heading to the front gate they all looked completely different from the other but the fact that they all where not only traveling together was crazy enough but also completely unregistered and unknown pokemon entering the city sounded like a recipe for disaster*
Most might think that until they see the residents. As one had decided to greet them.
He looks down at the four and smirks slightly. "I never expected to be the first to greet visitors, though I guess that it can't be helped. As you can see, we Fuse Corp pokemon view this city as our home. So I suggest you all be careful about what you do here." He explained with his smirk still visible.
*all of the looked up at him bit none of them seemed intimidated they all walked by him seemingly not even noticing him and they went to the nearest Cafe instead*
As they walked in, they see that they would look normal here as various pokemon that look like fused pokemon are in the Cafe as well. Though there was an occasional human but they don't seem bothered. A human walks over and smiles. "Hello and welcome to the berry tree Cafe." They said with a smile.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
*4 pokemon where heading to the front gate they all looked completely different from the other but the fact that they all where not only traveling together was crazy enough but also completely unregistered and unknown pokemon entering the city sounded like a recipe for disaster*
Most might think that until they see the residents. As one had decided to greet them.
He looks down at the four and smirks slightly. "I never expected to be the first to greet visitors, though I guess that it can't be helped. As you can see, we Fuse Corp pokemon view this city as our home. So I suggest you all be careful about what you do here." He explained with his smirk still visible.
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To people who are desperately asking for fundz/donations on tumblr.
USE THESE REDDIT SUBS INSTEAD PLEASE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!!!!!!!
Hate Reddit if you want, but using these subs are your best chance. People gather in these subs because they have charity to spare:
/r/Assistance /r/legaladvice /r/RandomKindness /r/Charity /r/care /r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza /r/Food_Pantry https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfPetFood/ https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomActsOfChristmas/ https://www.reddit.com/r/almosthomeless/ https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless
/r/freelance /r/povertyfinance /r/thrifty /r/borrow /r/gofundme
/r/depression /r/familysupport /r/transitions
I never see anyone actually getting any significant donations on tumblr and to be honest, tumblr is the worst place to ask for assistance. Use it as your last resort, it frustrates me to no end seeing people begging for help, reblogging the same post over and over, the same types of posts over and over, to no avail, when people are waiting to help you on a different part of the web GO TO WHERE THE HELP IS. IF YOU WANT DIRECT ACTION TO WORK STOP WITH TUMBLR AND USE REDDIT.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN REBLOG THIS SO WE CAN START REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF DONATION POSTS THAT GET STUCK FLOATING AROUND THIS WEBSITE
Just a PSA
Reblog if you don’t ignore rps and asks but sometimes it takes you a while to think of a response, or you only have time to answer a question or two before doing other things.
Battle between godly sisters! (Open NSFW rp)
Your muse has heard stories of two goddesses that are sisters, who fight against one another. Bahamut dragon queen of the nine heavens and Tiamat dragon queen of the nine hells. Though your muse just thought they were just stories, until your muse's town was chosen as the battle ground.
Roars of dragons can be heard as they reach the town.
Tiamat lands on a house crushing under her weight with a smirk.
Bahamut however stays in the air and roars.
The fight broke out and turned very bloody quickly.
Your muse them remembers that they were told about two weapons, one to deal with each of them, were in their town. Which are on opposite sides of the town. Which means that they only have time to get to one of them before the dragon goddesses decided the fight themselves.
(Note once you choose you can't go back. So, choose carefully.)
Bahamut moans slightly louder and groans slightly.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
He nods towards the garchomp, which he nods back and goes under ground.
reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
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Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
"Long story short, he earned the name." She explained. "But that means he is going to level the place after they retrieve all of the pokemon."
Daydra grinned, cracking her knuckles. "Well, count me in on that."
"Then you should head to the gate you came through before he leaves as he isn't going to wait." He said as he motions towards the door.
Daydra swiftly headed out, heading for the gate and making it just in time.
As she reaches the gate, she sees a good few normal pokemon but at the gate is a massive pokemon.
The markings are glowing bright and heat is radiating off him. "They.... will.... pay...." he said with a low growl.
Daydra waved to the massive Pokemon. "You must be Armageddon."
He looks down to her and smirks slightly. "I can already tell why you are here, but I will say this once. You get in my way, I will not hesitate." He said turns towards the opening gate.
Daydra nodded. "Don't worry, I won't."
Once the gate opens, he takes to skies and heads out. The other pokemon follow on the ground, one of which is a garchomp who looks at Daydra. "Take it that you came with because you hate humans?" He asked.
"And I need to rescue someone I care about." She began following along as well.
"Ah, so you are like my dad then." He said as he chuckles slightly.
"Wait, is that...?" She pointed at Armageddon.
"Well, not biologically but he did adopt me and all of the pokemon you see here." He explained with a smile.
Daydra nodded. "Makes sense."
"Though almost all of the humans you in the town are his kids as well. But you have to ask him on why." He said as they stop as Armageddon lands in front.
"The building is just a meters ahead, and they aren't normal breeders." He said sounding slightly worried.
Daydra looked concerned. "What are they?"
"Can't tell, but I think you and I can agree that normal breeders wouldn't allow someone wearing a big red R in the building." He said as he looks towards the building.
Daydra saw it as well. "Oh, I know those fucks. Team Rocket."
"We need to be careful, me more so, as their pokeballs hurt..." he said as looks the building with a rage akin one of his parts.
Fuse Corp City (Open rp sfw/nsfw)
Rumours spread of a strange city with even stranger pokemon. The city is a good size and many trainers tell about it. Your muse was curious about it and decided to check it out.
(Note: this and the Fuse Corp starters are different AUs)
"Long story short, he earned the name." She explained. "But that means he is going to level the place after they retrieve all of the pokemon."
Daydra grinned, cracking her knuckles. "Well, count me in on that."
"Then you should head to the gate you came through before he leaves as he isn't going to wait." He said as he motions towards the door.
Daydra swiftly headed out, heading for the gate and making it just in time.
As she reaches the gate, she sees a good few normal pokemon but at the gate is a massive pokemon.
The markings are glowing bright and heat is radiating off him. "They.... will.... pay...." he said with a low growl.
Daydra waved to the massive Pokemon. "You must be Armageddon."
He looks down to her and smirks slightly. "I can already tell why you are here, but I will say this once. You get in my way, I will not hesitate." He said turns towards the opening gate.
Daydra nodded. "Don't worry, I won't."
Once the gate opens, he takes to skies and heads out. The other pokemon follow on the ground, one of which is a garchomp who looks at Daydra. "Take it that you came with because you hate humans?" He asked.
"And I need to rescue someone I care about." She began following along as well.
"Ah, so you are like my dad then." He said as he chuckles slightly.
"Wait, is that...?" She pointed at Armageddon.
"Well, not biologically but he did adopt me and all of the pokemon you see here." He explained with a smile.
Daydra nodded. "Makes sense."
"Though almost all of the humans you in the town are his kids as well. But you have to ask him on why." He said as they stop as Armageddon lands in front.
"The building is just a meters ahead, and they aren't normal breeders." He said sounding slightly worried.
Daydra looked concerned. "What are they?"
"Can't tell, but I think you and I can agree that normal breeders wouldn't allow someone wearing a big red R in the building." He said as he looks towards the building.
