the world is quiet here

This is better than the LGBTQ section of netflix 

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

i hate it when i really ship a heterosexual pairing and they dont end up together. the one fucking time i was rooting for the straights and this is what happens to me

PLEASE listen to this whole thing, the payoff at the end took me by surprise and I love it

now i want a drag queen to explain physics

take my quiz: is it a hannibal quote or a front bottoms lyric? 

imagine being mads mikkelson and hugh dancy filming like multiple takes making out passionately and then the director’s like alright we’re not using any of those

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

Vantablack(tm) is no longer the blackest black. Congratulations to MIT.

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