l'amour toujours

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

When Ona Judge, one of George Washington's slaves, escaped and fled from slavery, George Washington was like I don't understand why she would run away! I have always been such a kind and fair master! Could it be that she doesn't want to be my slave?

Coincidentally, the latest Behind the Bastards series (about Rebecca Felton) got into how prevalent this weird attitude was among white slaveowners: they viewed house slaves as family. Subservient family that had to maintain deference at all time, and could be sold off at a whim, but family nonetheless. After all, these are the people you trust to be inside your own house and take care of you.

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

adults every generation when the children that were born 10 years ago don't know what was going on 15 years ago

"my 10 year old doesn't know what CDs are!"

Love that I can come to your blog at any time to see some gay little birds. And your pets.

Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.