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Y’all why the F*ck did my family start wrong my name in quotation marks.

They are posting things like: When on a hike with Karen and “my name”. What a beautiful day!

I’m so confused.

#what is this #i’m confused #i’m confuzzled #adults are strange

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Me:*Gets misgendered at someone’s house*

Me: (;_;)

Me:*Steals 5 mustard packets, 3 tea bags, and one of those tiny jars of jam*

Me: Payment (^_^)

#trans memes #trans comic #trans guy #trans #transmasc #gender nonconforming #nonbinary #funny #gender meme #genderfuck #genderqueer #what even is gender

Me: I thought you might have been getting bored lately so, I got you something. (^O^)

My therapist: What? I’m confused.

Me: A new trauma! ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

My therapist: Oh, oh! I see.

Me: I got you a new trauma to unpack.

#therapy #memtal illness #mental health #mental breakdown #mentally drained #trauma #funny #trans memes #deppresing memes #genderqueer

Why can’t I just be a gremlin and fuck off in the forest for a few hundred years until I fully process my trauma then rejoin society with a slightly mystical aura.

#really tho #i want it #deppresing memes #goblin aesthetic #gremlin rambles #forest #spirituality #mystical #life hacks #lifeisgood #life goals #tumblr memes #shit post #shit i say #funny

daenerys-targaryen

y’all have any obscure fears? I don’t mean spiders or heights I mean like WEIRD shit

bigtiddygandalf

i am TERRIFIED of ants

bionicprobiotics

I live in fear of the day a moth with fly into my ear.

#moths #phobia

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quasarkisses

not to be absolutely bonkers back on my pokemon-daemon star trek au bullshit but tos kirk has a fat pikachu and aos kirk has the redesign

quasarkisses

i rest my case your honor

tikkety-tok

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts

telepathylove

bad-days-are-ok

Professor: Great paper! Read it over next time to catch spelling errors.

My dyslexic ass: What the fuck does that mean. *Runs it through grammarly for the 10th time*

#school #dyslexic #dyslexa #school memes #college #college memes #college fucking sucks

Coconuts here

Coconuts there

COCONUTS ARE EVERYWHERE

EVERYWHERE ARE COCONUTS

Can you hear me?

If you can hear me,

Then your the last one,

HEY!

#poetry #writers and poets #writing #short poem #short story #poemoftheday #poemsaboutlove #i dream about it #weird dreams #shit post #shitpost #shitghosting #shit i say #prophecy #funny #i dont even know

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totallyfubar

The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working

totallyfubar

*doing laundry* “this doesn’t feel better

*cooking meals* this doesn’t feel better

*exercising* this doesn’t feel better

*making art* this doesn’t feel better

*cleaning the apartment* this doesn’t feel better

*somewhere months or years down the line*

holy shit

totallyfubar

tl;dr

awed-frog

Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.

Jacob Riis

When Spotify is feeling jazzy and creates a masterpiece.

#gender nonconforming #funny #tumblr memes #funny memes

Did you hear that Shane Madej started a band. It’s called Broccolini and the beans.

#shane madej #buzzfeed supernatural #buzzfeed true crime #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara #buzzfeed unclean #unsolved memes #buzzfeed unsolved meme #shit i say #shitpost #shit post #bad jokes

triviallytrue

Conservatives accidentally doing this never gets old

triviallytrue

based

entitty

dont any of you dare forget this gem i quote this daily

arachnid-bastard

Extremely well played

peaked-in-third-grade

Im cryihjn

I am the rascal. I will come to yee and yaw village tr rascal your children at noon. I am the shadow of a tree at dawn. I am in the space between tour cows eyes. Beware not to step on yee porch at 5, or yaw will see me in your soup. See the rascal, yee be the rascal.

#shitghosting #i can see the future #i just woke up #i dont even know #i dont understand #thoughts

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WHERE IS MY VIDEO OF A YOUNG CHILD DANCING VERY SERIOUSLY TO SPICE GIRLS WANNABE AND CHANTING THE LYRICS LIKE ITS THE GOSPEL UNDER THEIR BREATH!

#find it #random #tumblr memes #shit i say #i can see the future #funny #futuristic #don't mind me #i'm telling ya #it’s the worst

Genie: You have three wishes

Me: Rename octahedral to hexahedral

Genie: ... but it has 8 sides.

Me, cocking my gun: Octahedrals must die.

Genie: okay jesus.

#chemistry #organic chemistry #chemistry memes #chemistry major #chemistry class

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