You Were Never Even A Player

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

“If you’re going to serve a cake, serve it phallic” is the most bake off motto I’ve ever heard

Stupid Paul devaluing the handshake economy

I shall never achieve the level of coolness or chill achieved by Bradley James in this photo.

ok but we got more character development and analysis in a 3min keith vlog than like the past few seasons

“i said i wouldn’t cry” implying he considered this possibility beforehand???????

keith’s vlog was literally him psychoanalyzing himself and then wanting to cry bc of all the fucking issues he has like? most relatable character ever?

i may not be happy with some of the casting decisions but the fact that patrick ness is more thrilled than a kid in a candy store about this movie is making me excited for it anyway