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Hazbin Hotel as textposts part 13/? - Season 2, week 4!

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He kills overlords without rhyme or reason, but he leaves alive the one who is actually a thorn in his side. Vox does a whole shibari musical number on him and Alastor calls him a creep… for putting his hands on people’s shoulders. He doesn’t remember the name nor the face of a guy he supposedly fought twenty times, but he remembers Vox’s compliments from 70-ish years ago word for word. He wipes his hands after touching other people but he grabs Vox and even pulls him close. He can’t stand physical touch but he, the big bad Radio Demon, used to bear it for him when they were friends. He claims Vox is the one who needs him, the only one who was impacted by their falling out, then he creates a whole plan that verges on him knowing Vox down to his mannerisms. He calls Vox obsessed, but he poses for Voxtech cameras, finds any occasion to piss off Vox. He calls Vox every name in the book, but he puts no real conditions on his deal with him, because apparently he still trusts him to not take things too far even after 70 years of fighting.

Like don’t get me wrong, Vox is a creep! But he’s definitely Alastor’s favorite creep. I think that the only one who really saw this was Valentino.

and then you went and ruined it

you know who else is from the east coast?.. you know who else is a cannibal?… you know who else sees his love interest as a supernatural stag? um-you know who else is doomed yaoi?

Vox, teaching her: Rule one of the Vees: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies

Vox: Rule two: never give out free information

Vox: Rule three: even though teamwork can be important, or whatever, if you're sure you can handle something, do it

Vox: Got all that?