Tales From a Thousand Mile Magical Forest

Every time you use the word “door” in descriptions, say it in a needlessly sensual voice while winking.

Every time you use the word “door” in descriptions, say it in a needlessly sensual voice while winking.

how people imagine support dnd classes: uwu don’t worry guys, i’m gonna use all my spell slots to heal you, love u sweetbuns 4ever, gonna make some camomile later and sing u a song 

“Look, a shooting star!”

I’ve held a binturong many times, and yes, they do frequently accidentally strangle their handlers. They’re also little chaos demons who can, and will, use all of their intelligence and willpower to make your life as difficult as possible, and get great joy out of doing so. They have the personality of a raccoon with an increased physical ability for mischief making due to their claws and tail.

Considers themself the only adult: Cleric, Monk, Paladin, Wizard

everyones first dnd character: creative design, base line personality leaving room for development, meticulously thought out background with an angsty past thrown in for spice.

dnd is like