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they just prescribed me gunshot to the head at the urgent care

Wow, Tumblr is fuckin' HYPE for the Ides of March this year. I wonder why that could possibly be.

the ides of march is taking place at the white house this year

taking your clothes off and getting high call that nake n bake lol!!! are there any women or effeminate men in the audience who would like to beat me to death ina purely unsexy way

“stop reblogging porn!!” you don’t know what porn is to me. you have no idea about my secret fetishes that in any other case would be undetectable. i jerk it to dark brown eyes and warm wood tones. you dont know me

not a sex haver but i agree with their beliefs

He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

a haunted aura only the eldest sister can carry