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Exciting new footage of the Loch Ness monster turns out to be a false alarm.

commentators saying oscar’s pulling some solid strategy with energy harvesting and battery storage because he’s watched the last 2 races and took notes. they’re calling my goat a nerd.

Are lace-makers ever struck by the realisation that all the holes were already there before they started?

Due to the craftsmanship shown in this picture, the emperor has requested that you make all of his clothes out of that exact lace.

okay so what i'm learning about the new cars is that they will commit suicide if you look at them the wrong way

@this-is-trans-joy

This is trans joy!!!

happy birthday women

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

After Shane takes a paycut to join the centaurs Ilya continues the joke that as his "very wealthy husband" it is his responsibility to provide for Shane now. This is completely ridiculous because thanks to his endorsements Shane still makes more money than Ilya and even his lower salary is still an obscene amount of money. Plus they share a bank account. Unfortunately, despite all of those things, the joke still flips a switch in Ilya's brain.

Everyone liked my sober mole post. 🙂

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately