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What is Cobra Kai was or had a Musical? Well, this is what I think a couple of the songs in Season 1 would be like.

As someone who views the beginning of the show as both Johnny and Daniel being the main characters, the first song of the hypothetical musical should definitely be a duet between them. However, since the show was known for being 'The Johnny Spinoff' in it's earlier seasons, I think it's fitting that Daniel's POV comes first, an upbeat, piano and ukulele heavy section with generally happy themes. About 75% through Daniel's section, it transitions to a commercial for his autoshop where he sings about his great deals and awesome ethical code and it's all going gre-

And then the TV shuts off and we see Johnny's reflection in the screen. We get a bitter, guitar-heavy section of Johnny ranting about how his life has gone completely downhill ever since that one tournament. It goes until the chorus kicks in, where Daniel and Johnny sing their sections together and it ends with the lines, "And it's all uphill/downhill...from here." Obviously the song would be called From Here.

Next, I'm thinking a Miguel and Johnny duet of Miguel trying to convince Johnny to teach him karate after he saved him from Kyler. Think if My Superhero Movie (TTGTTM) and The Other Side (TGS) had a lovechild. Miguel starts singing about how he can make him strong and then Johnny cuts in about how karate ruined his life and that Miguel is better off just not drawing attention to himself. It ends with Johnny yelling at Miguel to fuck off and Miguel does, well, fuck off. The song would be called What You Could Make Me.

The next song is admittedly somewhat odd to place here but it's a Demetri solo called Under The Radar, basically about how it's better for social outcasts like them to stick to themselves and while he could yearn for something bigger, he finds that time better spent studying for MIT, building models, basically nerd stuff. I'm not entirely sure what it would sound like, but I think it would have some Daft Punk style tech motifs. I also just think it would be funny if Demetri was the first character to get a solo. It shouldn't be more than a minute and a half long though.

Next is a Kyler Villain Song (that sentence feels so wrong to type). It's basically the inverse of Under The Radar where it's basically Kyler just bragging about being tough and popular and saying how nerds like Miguel can't even hope to step up to gods like him. Just Kyler riding an ego high for two minutes. I'd call it Hopeless.

Then, a Miguel solo. It would take place after Carmen forbids him from training with Johnny. It'd be similar to How Far I'll Go except with Spanish guitars and drums. It'd definitely have aspects of What You Could Make Me, Hopeless, and Under the Radar in there. It'd be called Break The Cycle and the chorus would always start with 'If I could break the cycle' until the last one where it's 'When I break the cycle'.

The next song is a song for my glorious ki-Robby, I mean Robby. It would take place when Johnny goes to confront him at his mom's house when he's hanging out with his scumbag friends. It's basically an alternative rock song about how Johnny blew his chance to actually be a father to him so he better not pretend to care now. It would be similar to Hell is Forever from Hazbin Hotel, especially with Robby's friends providing background vocals and how it would end with Robby literally throwing Johnny out of the apartment. This song would be called Second Chances Don't Exist.

The next song takes place when Daniel visits Miyagi's grave, where he considers Amanda's words about being an asshole for raising the rent. It's about how much Cobra Kai's hurt him but he's lost himself in his trauma and shit like that. I guess it can be called I've Lost Myself or something like that. Honestly, not to sure on that name so consider it a placeholder.

Next up, a Hawk solo. This song is, and I'm not joking, just Let It Go from Frozen. It's about Eli's transition into Hawk, starting with him lamenting about his status and vulnerability before resolving to make a change and become a different version of himself, craft a new persona, spread his wings and become The Hawk. I'd call it Flip The Script.

Up next is a song about Daniel training Robby through the unconventional ways of Mister Miyagi, think Warrior of the Mind from Epic The Musical except less intense and with some flutes and drums. It would be Daniel heavy but Robby would have a few lines about how all this training sucks and he feels like it's just a way to make him do chores. That is until he sees the progress he's made thanks to the training and the final chorus is a full on duet between the two. Idk what this song would be called so feel free to suggest any names.

Then, definitely a love duet between Miguel and Sam, I don't actually have an example to compare it to so this section will be short as hell. I don't have a name for it either lmao.

Next, you know that scene in the junkyard of Johnny training the new Cobras? Turning it into a song. It would be if You've Got The Touch and Make A Man Out Of You did a fusion dance, and it would most likely be a Johnny solo. It would also be an inverse of the Daniel-Robby song from earlier. I'd call it something like Pain is Progress. (Not very sure on this name either).

A song between Demetri, Eli, and Miguel (maybe on Halloween or the Library) to show how they’ve become friends or more importantly show Demetri and Eli’s friendship.

I also just want the three to sing a stupid, silly song together. ‘Two Player Game’ style.

I also would like to see a song like that between Sam, Moon, and Yasmine but with Sam more being pressured into being a typical ’rich girl.’

But most importantly; we need an Eli solo, pre-Hawk. Showing just how miserable he is and how desperate he seeks change with no way to do it. I imagine this one to be more ‘Waving Through A Window’ in nature but sadder.

Just really laying it on thick.

-Makes a breakup playlist. He would claim it’s not a breakup playlist, but anyone who listened to it would be like, ‘damn, someone just got dumped.’

-Blocks Eli’s number every morning and unblocks it every night. See, he blocks Eli pretty much right after their fight, but doesn’t mention it until Eli mentions he hasn’t answered his texts. He very casually tells Eli he blocked his phone number. But he doesn’t tell him that at the end of the day he unblocks it to read anything Eli sends and because he worries something could happen at night and Eli might try to call him.

-Posts passive aggressive memes on social media. He doesn’t tag Eli in them, but he might as well. He posts a lot. Sometimes he tags everyone at the dojo except Eli.

-Makes plans with other people in front of Eli. He’ll make a big show of inviting Sam or Miguel to hang out (on days he would have previously hung out with Eli).

-Returns Eli’s stuff in a box to his front door. Eli is just like, ‘Are you kidding?’ And Demetri is super casual and just says he figures Eli will need his stuff. Hey, maybe Kyler could hold it for them and they could be roommates next year!

and a bonus Johnny Lawrence for good luck:

Honestly Dem seems like a Midwest emo kinda guy; American football, Front Bottoms, Jimmy Eat World, etc.

You know what I mean?

Sam however is the MCR and Sleeping with Sirens sorta girl. (I think it’s Mary’s energy seeping through)

Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Cobra Kai (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Underage Relationships: Moon/Yasmine (Cobra Kai), Piper Elswith/Moon, Moon & Yasmine (Cobra Kai), Minor or Background Relationship(s), implied Demetri Alexopoulos/Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz, Samantha Larusso & Moon, Kyler Park & Yasmine, Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz & Moon Characters: Moon (Cobra Kai), Yasmine (Cobra Kai), Piper Elswith, Kyler Park, Brucks (Cobra Kai), Samantha LaRusso, Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz, Demetri Alexopoulos, Original Female Character(s) Additional Tags: Femslash, wlw, Sapphic, Sapphic September, (which I’m just now finding out is a thing so! I guess this counts!), Canon Bisexual Character, POV Female Character, POV Bisexual Character, Closeted Character, Adolescent Sexuality, Song: All Too Well (Taylor Swift), Inspired by All Too Well: The Short Film, Homophobic Language, Ableist Language, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobia, Swearing, Lesbophobia, Eating Disorders, Bulimia, (featured more heavily in some chapters than others), (I will go into more detail in chapter notes in case you want to skip those sections!), Underage Drug Use, Recreational Drug Use, References to Drugs, Moon’s POV, Bisexual Female Character, Female Protagonist, LGBTQ Female Character, Canon Compliant, It technically is!!! Ain’t nothing here you can prove DIDN’T happen!!!, Takes place before S1 and during S1 and S2, Technically some minor Hawk x Moon in later chapters, but tbh I don’t think this relationship was emotionally significant enough to Moon, to warrant a ship tag lol, Song: California Gurls (Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg), S1 Yasmine in all of her horrible unfiltered glory, S1 Yasmine was NOT a good person and I do my damndest not to pussyfoot around this fact, Moon was not a particularly good person either tbh, BUT can you blame her for falling hard for an evil woman??? Series: Part 1 of Anyone Can Play, But I Will Be The One To Change The Game: A YasMoon Songfic Collection Summary:

And yet, in spite of it all, Moon gave in every time Yasmine wanted an escape. Grabbed the red keychain, looked to the Range Rover in the driveway. Started for the door.

They were out of LA proper in 30 minutes, weaving through vineyards and fields and scrubby woodland. Yasmine talked nonstop—laughing at hideous fashion trends, wondering which celebrity couples broke up, fawning over some new brand of eyeshadow. She said everything except what Moon wanted to hear.

Yasmine was stolen kisses at midnight and interlaced fingers under cafeteria tables and delicate hands tracing Moon’s chest as weed smoke filled the car, but not a single “I love you.”

Nevertheless, Moon always forced a smile and drove on.

There’s more to Yasmine and Moon’s story than anyone knows.

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FOLLOWERS, IT IS HERE

AFTER 3+ YEARS OF IMAGINING AND PLANNING AND WRITING, THE FIRST CHAPTER OF MY YASMOON SITUATIONSHIP BACKSTORY FIC IS POSTED AT LAST

I’m so insanely excited to share this with you guys you have no idea. I’m not even exaggerating when I say this feels like (after Nocturnal, anyways) by Cobra Kai fanfiction magnum opus. I’m so proud of this story and what’s coming up. It also informs basically every YasMoon story I’ve written and am going to write, so there’s also that alsduhuhf This is canon across basically all of my YasMoon timelines!

So please, please, please–anyone who likes my writing or is open to these two as a ship at all, check this out!!! I put a lot of work and love into it and I think it paid off 🙏 (I know it’s not Elimetri but I promise I can write the other gays pretty good too aisjldsibhj)

But warnings where they’re needed, of course–this fic WILL go into Yasmine and Moon’s implied eating disorders/bulimia and explore that aspect of their characters in more depth. It really, really pissed me off how S1 used EDs as a one-off joke, so I’m hoping that I can portray them in a more sensitive and respectful light. I wouldn’t recommend this fic to anyone who’s triggered by EDs, but I will specify where exactly they feature in the chapter notes so anyone who wants to check out the fic but skip over those sections can do so.

@blusandbirds @zannolin this is dedicated to you two 🧡🤍🩷 Y’all said you wanted a season’s worth of Yasmine and Moon character studies, AND BY GOD, A SEASON’S WORTH OF YASMINE AND MOON CHARACTER STUDIES I WILL GIVE!!! They are also more significantly and more explicitly gay in this one. I used up every bit of ambiguity I’m willing to give their relationship in FoLaFoS, and now I just have to write them being lesbian all over the place aksjulhdbfhku But in all seriousness, thank you for motivating me to enthusiastically continue with my Yasmine and Moon content!!! Lots and lots more coming because I love these gays so dearly 🏳️‍🌈

@multifandom-lesbian09 @tasteless-lemonade @karatecaulfield @gemini-sensei @elisiassideb1tch I ain’t forget you YasMoon tag list, don’t worry :P

I cannot wait to read this omg

For the others, I think everyone was too shocked to do anything and no one really knew what to do and that is relatable too. I'm still absolutely convinced they tried to reach out later. The cut was a bit harsh, like Tory out, Hawk in. They could have done that a little better... But Kreese got into Tory's head again, telling her no one cared and she needed just that one moment of everybody being in shock and helpless and not knowing what to do for her to be convinced he was right all along.

You're in the audience at the Sekai Taikai. Everyone is having a great time. The Miyagi Do students seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Miguel says. All of a sudden Cobra Kai come out and start singing "Let the Games Begin" When Kreese gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing...

"You’re the best around, nothing’s ever gonna keep you down…"