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What day is this and what should I be doing?

Here's me combining three things — fitness, photography and writing. I'm really into the 'tanka' form of poetry at the moment (it's basically a short five line poem) and thought i'd write one about the perils of trying to do press-ups whilst not wearing any clothes...

Tanka: The Press-Up Challenge Palms root to the floor, Gravity tests stubborn strength Chest meets resistance— Awkward curves complicate form, Persistence bends, but breaks through.

Lady Bee

Visiting the local library during a freezing January? Find a discreet corner, shed that massive winter jumper, and bask in the glow of literary enlightenment. There’s nothing like reading a classic novel with just your socks on for moral support. Just keep an eye out for roving librarians wielding stern looks and shushing fingers!

It never fails to amaze me how, at 64 years old, that today’s inbox included a message from a stranger informing me —in no uncertain terms—that he’s quite the fan of my curvy body, enigmatic smile, and confidence, and apparently has… 'celebrated' this admiration repeatedly. Which is far more revealing than anything I would have ever once expected to read over my morning tea! The world is full of surprises, and now my photos are just a click away for anyone and everyone. Funny to think my place in society now involves giving people a reason to get excited… and, remarkably, I’m learning to take it all in my stride. Xx

Sometimes you think you've got everything covered, then... ah wait.

I always thought this chapter of life would see me tucked into the role of the wise matriarch, tending roses, wrangling grandchildren, and offering sage advice over cups of tea. But at the age of 64, instead I'm doing this, letting it all hang out in the 'all-together', topping up my pension with my very own OnlyFans page. If you'd have told me thirty years ago that when I was in my sixth decade they'd be naked photos of me all over the internet I would have said, 'What's the internet?' LOL!

Sometimes all you need to wear is a little bit of shadow, don't you tihnk? Xx