Billy Was A Punk

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”

friendly street cats that keep headbutting your hand while you're trying to pet them and try to follow you when you have to leave are the closest thing on earth to angels

the truth!!

friendly street cats that keep headbutting your hand while you're trying to pet them and try to follow you when you have to leave are the closest thing on earth to angels

the truth!!

skyrim was named for its prodigious yogurt

to elaborate: one of the main dairy foodstuffs produced by norse farmers in the viking era was a reputedly-delicious yogurt called "skyr." if we assume that the "-im" suffix in "skyrim" is analogous to the english "-land," we can (and SHOULD) reasonably conclude that "skyrim" translates to "yogurtland"

THIS IS AMAZING!!!! GO, WEASLEYS!!!

The thing I love about Arthur Weasley is his function as a foil to Lucius. The Weasleys are dirt poor and Arthur’s job is a joke, but he’s widely respected to the point that the governers mention that finding his daughter in the chamber is the last straw. Not a pureblood student. One that’s related to Arthur. He’s well connected enough to get them into the Minister’s box at the Quidditch world cup. I forget which book it is, but at one point he gets an entire fleet of enchanted cars to take the kids to King Cross station to catch the train. This is all through sheer personal influence; everything the Malfoys achieve is through bribery. Lucius should fear the Weasleys.

Arthur Weasley runs on fairy tale power; he does favors for people, because he’s kind, and they do favors for him in turn.

aesthetic

Class war.

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor

goodnight to sexy evil people only

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it