Billy’s Adventure!

Oh wait… he does!

Welcome to Billy’s Adventure! A blog where YOU get to decide Billy’s actions and guide him through life! You get to take part in this story more than ever before and choose to help or hinder our hero by sending asks and telling him what to do!

This blog is heavily inspired by Homestuck and Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussy so make sure to check them out if you enjoy this!

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There will be no update schedule as I already have a few other blogs I’m working on and there are a few issues that make me unable to reliably follow a schedule.

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Disclaimer: unfortunately, due to the nature of this blog I won’t be able to answer every ask, but please don’t give up if I don’t answer yours right away! Every ask I get inspires me and affects where the story goes, even if it isn’t chosen as the ask I reply to, and I love having a variety of different asks to choose from so I can take the story in a fun direction. You’ll very likely have your ask picked eventually as long as you don’t give up on sending them!

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My other tumblr accounts are @chaoticallyfluffy and @fawcetttweets if anyones interested!

The story so far:

Chapter one:

The Beginning

Hypothetical Strength

Sitrep

What Spider?

Element of Surprise

A New Perspective

*Wiggles Intensify*

Cyberbullying

A Flicker of Light

Celebration!

Chomp!

Whoops! Meant to reblog that to my main!

Sorry I keep getting my accounts mixed up, I’m not used to using my side blogs anymore and tumblr automatically makes you reblog to the last account you used :P

“I DONT KNOW!”

By the time he managed to turn himself around, the guard had long since skedaddled, leaving him to face the consequences of his own actions all by himself. How inconsiderate!

Now Billy just needs to either douse the flame or escape the room without becoming charred to a crisp. Easy enough... right?

oh gods.

Shazam!

Uh.

Why isn’t it working?

And…

What’s that smell?

Chomp!

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FINE!

There!!! Are you happy now?!

Celebration!

They are! Thank goodness…

He was really starting to feel like everything he did just made things worse, but luckily it all worked out in the end.

It feels amazing to have his hands free yet again. He’s never going to take his mobility for granted again!

To try to make up for it, here’s a few doodles I did on white board while trying to figure out my style for this blog!

A Flicker of Light

Aw man, you know how bad he is at magic in this form!

He doesn’t have much of a choice, though, so he tries to cast one of the very few spells he can do non-verbally. Hopefully it doesn't blow up the room like the last time he tried it!

It worked!! It’s not much, but if he can just burn the rope off of his hands…

Oh dear…

Cyberbullying

You’re right! He’s not sure he can use it to call for help, what with the ropes and all, but maybe it will have some valuable information on it, like the time! Or where he is. That’s probably important too

It’s a group chat. He guesses it’s probably between the two guards who were watching him. The texts read:

1: (cut off text)

1: Anyways

1: Why we guarding this kid like he’s the damn joker?

2: Idk bro, but money is money. If Thunder King wants to throw his riches at us to guard someone ‘dangerous’, then we act like he’s dangerous.

2: I sure ain’t complaining

1: I still think the guys crazy

1: Kid looks like still air could knock him over lmfao

2: FR

Were the insults really necessary?

He’s incredibly saddened by the fact he couldn’t find the time. All he learned is that the boss is likely the fellow called “Thunder King” (Which he’s pretty sure is a rip off of his own title, but whatever,) and that the goons are really rude.

He tries to use the phone with his nose, but the tape covering it doesn’t register to the screen. He’s sure this wasn't an intentional setback as the goons seem pretty incompetent so far. He’s lucky they remembered to poke air holes!

*Wiggles Intensify*

After a solid fifteen seconds of doing the closest approximation of ‘The Worm’ he’s capable of while tied to a chair, he’s forced to stop from exhaustion.

All that work and he’s still no closer to the watch! All he gained from this was a headache and a newfound embarrassment about his stamina. The guard laughs at his pitiful attempt, probably pointing and slapping his knee robustly if Billy had to guess.

Just you wait, guard! He’ll get out of this!

When the dizziness fades away, that is…

He’s starting to feel bad for making fun of Mr. Mind when he tried to escape this way.

A New Perspective

From his new position on the ground, he can see the wall that was previously behind him.

Unfortunately, the only thing on it is a comically small and inconveniently placed wrist watch stuck to the wall with duct tape. The light reflecting off the glass makes it impossible to see the time!

Element of Surprise

While shoving his face into a tray full of sharp objects doesn’t sound very appealing, he knows it’s the only choice he has to get this tape off his mouth within a reasonable time frame.

If he’s super careful, he can stealthily rub the tape against the scalpel to free his mouth, allowing him to say the magic word! He may get a few cuts, but it'll be worth it.

The spelling bee needs a commentator and if he can't get to the spelling bee in time, it will be cancelled. This is important to Mary and he refuses to abandon his twin.

Not again.

He gently nudges his body weight to the side in an attempt to shuffle over and OH SHI-

Whoops…

What Spider?

What spider?