unknowable beast

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS MAN WHATTTT

"When early settlers found an Aboriginal tool that looked like a hoe, it was dismissed because they had convinced themselves that there was no agriculture in Australia. If you're not looking at these tools with an open mind, they are considered aberrations. Alter your perspective by a few degrees, and the view is different. Robert Etheridge was palaeontologist to the geological survey of New South Wales and the Australian Museum in Sydney. In 1894, he speculated on the use of these 'hoes', and concluded that the myth that Aboriginal people had no knowledge of husbandry was a mistake based on prejudice. These implements have received very little study since that time, falling as they do outside Australian assumptions of Aboriginal achievement. Some commentators decided they were items of penis worship: the researchers assumed Aboriginal people were too backward to have cultivated the land, so the stones had to have a phallic significance. Australian scholarship has a variety of routes towards demeaning the first possessors of the soil."

We also redirected rivers for watering harvest, use cultural burning to stimulate plants and kept track of all the plants and animals so that we best knew when to harvest what. We did farm, but it was with scientific knowledge to the benefit of nature, not against it.

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

I hate trump too but this is who you're cheering for