Kani!

Ppl talk about baxter ward like how they talk abt the snake who tricked eve or whatever in the bible

Let’s not romanticize being a hermit, it’s ok not to be buddy buddy with everyone you meet or social all the time but the world has enough of people being loners and needs more community.

Hey pal, you're being a rude asshole right now.

you using sex to sell a mobile game, but I don't see any Black characters so my dick ain't even considering it

yeah yeah, you got huge titty elves; are there any non-evil characters with skin darker than paper? Can I make a character that looks like a Black person? Nah? Then why are you wasting our time here on Earth?

If their skins all fair, then I don’t care.

If they’re all pale, imma bail

None of them are Black? That’s wack

Severe lack of melanin? That’s a game I’m not getting in

No characters that are brown? Gives me a big frown ☹️

This is an instant inductee to the stan twitter users being dumb as fuck hall of fame . Literally so good