never laugh at live dragons

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Me bringing back my Grindr hookups 😔

there’s rats on Grindr now?

Yeah they’re called men

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

thank you! i am crying

bulbasaur looks like blue toothless

Roman Senator in 186 BCE voice: DIONYSUS IS TURNING OUR SONS INTO BOTTOMS

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

And he was right we HATED IT 

I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit

Gays Nowadays don’t know about Mika, this is so sad. Alexa Play Grace Kelly